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Joined August 2011
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“Are you gonna send it?” Me:
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I am quite fond of the safeties on the Green Bay Packers football team
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This is 90% because of Paramount+
There’s an epidemic in this country of men way past their prime, around the ages of 55-70, acting like tough guys. They’re totally delusional.
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The chills I experienced when they inflated this and started playing ‘The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.’
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STATE RECORD: More Minnesotans (2.8 million!) voted in midterm election than ever before, according to MN Secretary of State’s office. News release points to University of Florida elections lab showing MN had largest voter turnout in country election.lab.ufl.edu/2026-ge…
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CNN projects that we are havin beers this weekend.
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Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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if you're online STAY ONLINE. the moment you stop scrolling is the moment we start losing Senate seats.
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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Retweet if you think @fanta should sign Cooper Pratt to an endorsement deal.
Cooper Pratt deserves the best Fanta money has to buy I mean holy shit.
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Every drunk cig is a rally heater from now on
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seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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Sal is going to drink 100,000 beers
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He is the moment
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Can’t wait to kill the vibe by watching the fuckass Packers tomorrow
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brewers social media admin: you get those photos of your teammate sal frelick? willy adames: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. brewers social media admin: what
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the 50 fastest pitches thrown by a starting pitcher in a pitch tracking era World Series game
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