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The musings of an atypical suburban mom from New York.

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Joined January 2013
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Just when 2021 couldn't get any worse we get the USO Show Troupe
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Every member of the USO Show Troupe has Main Character Syndrome
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The CDC recommends the USO Show Troupe uses auto tune.
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#cdcsays the fitted sheet actually goes ON TOP of the flat sheet
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#cdcsays you can now triple stamp a double stamp
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#cdcsays fuck around and find out 🤷‍♀️
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The CDC wants you to know that it likes you, but doesn't "like, like you" #CDC #cdcsays #CDCRecommends
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I just got back into pokemon go and now I can't leave my house. #Covid_19 #CoronaOutbreak #PokemonGo
A crinkling wrapper is to young kids what a can opener is to cats. #momlife #parenting #kids #food #mywrapperbringsallthekidstotheyard
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Omg @realDonaldTrump can you just shut your mouth for like 5 seconds and act like an adult?
Fox News: Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk politics Also Fox News:
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🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 xitter.gq/emjbourne/status/90250…
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Who knew that "infrastructure week" meant going completely off the rails, paving the roads to hell, and burning all your bridges.
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I love the idea of a simpler life so I think I'm going to get a job working for the local milk people. #LocalMilkPeople
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I get my presidential news from Twitter because I like to hear it straight from the horse's ass. #potus #Trump #isthisguyforreal
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