PISTOLAS

I just got off a call with my wife and ended up speaking quite a bit about this bullshit I keep hearing around "men need variety." So, here's a message to any man that thinks this way. Like, what does that even mean? Are you saying that men get a bigger dopamine hit and have more sexual excitement in response to novelty? Well, no shit. That's how all human brains are wired, including women. It's fundamental to human behavior. So why don't any of these "men need novelty" men apply the same standard to women? They get more excitement with new sexual experiences too, but you aren't ready for that conversation. Let's actually take it a step further, since you love to justify it with evolution. Men evolved to need variety. It's normal. Okay, so women are evolutionarily designed to benefit from mating with multiple men to ensure that they get the best genetic material for their offspring via sperm competition. Please do invite your friends over next time you're trying to get your wife pregnant. Evolution, right? Or how about food. We literally have a term for how food novelty and variety stimulate our reward centers and encourage us to eat more than we otherwise would. It's called the Cafeteria Effect. Totally normal from an evolutionary standpoint, so why aren't you at a buffet every day stuffing your face until you can't see your dick past your gut? Oh, what's that? Because you recognize that just because some evolutionarily-consistent thing feels rewarding doesn't mean that it's a good idea to pursue? Great, glad we cleared that up. No one needs to pig out at a buffet, women don't need to fuck several men for sperm competition, and you don't need to fuck different women for sexual variety. Let's also step back and consider how atrociously boring you must be in bed to think that a new woman is required to bring sexual novelty too. You are basically admitting you are incapable of creating novelty, excitement, and new sexual experiences with the woman you choose to commit to. The reality is that there are countless ways to add variety within your monogamous relationship if that is something you desire. Because here's the other reality check: you don't need novelty to experience pleasure. Do you eat a new food every time you sit down to enjoy a meal? Of course not. You probably have some foods that have been your favorite for years or even decades. Same for sex. The idea that you somehow need a rotating cast of women to remain sexually satisfied is just absolutely ridiculous. So, now that your double-standards and stupid logic have been dismantled, let's address the other elephant in the room: why the fuck do you think that evolution should dictate how you live? Natural selection favors reproductive success. It gives zero shits about your marriage, children, personal values, or the kind of society you want to live in. You could argue that most crime is evolutionarily consistent: theft, rape, murder, etc. Where is your support for these activities? Oh wait, don't tell me, they aren't conducive to a well-functioning society or stable family unit. Well, neither is promiscuity dude. If you want multiple sexual partners, then fine, just say it and find others who want the same thing. But stop trying to rationalize your choice as "its evolution bro". And more than anything, stop wasting women's time who actually want a stable monogamous relationship. More than anything, this has to be the weakest and most manipulative thing you could possibly do. Tell them upfront that you have absolutely no interest in exclusivity or building a life together. And if you are already in a relationship, fucking leave it. Tell your wife or girlfriend that you have an evolutionary need you need to fulfill and can't be the safe, responsible, and consistent man or father she requires. You can't have your cake and eat it too.