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ANYTIME i have a wave of mom guilt i tell myself that my kids are warm fed and they know that i love them. and that’s that.
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im a huge fan of the skeleton war, but im not sure if i like the new uniforms. how can you fight in that much chain mail
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Ayn Rand is useful because she’s one of the few thinkers who is the completely wrong. You don’t have to spend time separating wheat from chaff. Just go in thinking “the opposite of this is correct” and you can gain some real insights.
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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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The next Assassin's Creed game will be set in 2008 and you have to work a data entry job 8 hours a day to pay rent and only get to find fulfillment in killing people and climbing things an hour or two per day if you aren't too exhausted.
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WE HAVE NOW ISOLATED THE HUNGER NODULES
MULTIPLYING NODULES
REINTRODUCING NODULES INTO MAIN EQUINE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM
NODULES ATTACHING TO MASTICATORY SENSE MEMORIES
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our roadmap for future horse 2 updates include hot blood (~450°C), centipede affinity, and several mimicry options
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Rewatching Fury Road and OH BOY does a bunch of doomed self-destructive young white dudes worshipping a bloated ancient corpse-like dictator and his failsons reads differently now
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hey if you feel like you might be queer, whatever that might mean for you, even if it’s not one of the “big” loud categories of “LGBT”, just want you to know you’re valid and you belong and you and I (and so many other way more amazing, interesting ppl!) have something in common.