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Russell

@MPIFBlog

I blog on food and drink culture in Greenville,SC. I also like tech, politics and pop culture. Attorney. Tweets ARE NOT legal advice.

 Greenville, SC
mpifblog.wordpress.com
Joined February 2011
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sisqo talking about his inspiration for writing the thong song simply one of the best things i’ve ever heard
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ABC News
@ABC9 Oct 2025
Emergency Medicaid for undocumented immigrants made up only 0.4% of total Medicaid spending in 2022, a new study found. abcnews.link/JQiArq1
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If at first you don’t succeed, then gerrymander until you do
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Jordan Pace (@Jscottpace) profile pictureJordan Pace@Jscottpace13 Aug 2025
Replying to @IAmNickReynolds
We’ll introduce this in December so it could be voted on as soon as January. There’s modeling already out there. Shouldn’t be a difficult process. Closed primaries shouldn’t be hard either, or shrinking the budget, or fixing the roads…but that requires strong leadership
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The bridge on Crowe Creek Rd in Pickens SC (Hwy 133) has collapsed. Find alternate routes! There are NO injuries and NO vehicles in the water. @SCDOTPiedmont #malarkeynews – at Pickens, SC
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“I can’t even tell what he’s saying”
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With Duke’s you don’t have to fake it…   @dukes_mayonnaise
Hellmann's Mayonnaise (@Hellmanns) profile pictureHellmann's Mayonnaise
@Hellmanns10 Feb 2025
Our sandwich scored big. Hope your team does too. #WhenSallyMetHellmanns #WhatShesHaving
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“Awful halftime show”
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The Atlanta Braves are looking for regional restaurants to feature inside Truist Park! The team is inviting restaurateurs and food and beverage suppliers throughout Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Tennessee to apply at Braves.com/food
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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???
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JD Vance making small talk with service workers
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Confirming @KamalaHarris loves her fries. She makes them at home too...hand cut, double fried (peanut oil then duck fat) with rosemary and sage from our herb garden. Also gotta give a strong 👍 to @SenGillibrand for hers!
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Behind 2020 (@behind2020) profile pictureBehind 2020@behind202020 Jun 2019
Candidate comfort food: Warren: Chips and guacamole Harris: Fries Gabbard: Vegan cupcakes Buttigieg: Beef jerky Gillibrand: Whiskey Castro: Iced tea Booker: Veggies Klobuchar: Baked Potato Williamson: “I have no comfort food” (@NYtimes)
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DID Y’ALL THINK YHE WORD DEMURE FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE???? It’s not new!
Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) profile pictureBuzzing Pop
@BuzzingPop18 Aug 2024
Following the viral “demure” trend, fans discover a 2014 clip of Kelly Ripa using the word to describe Nicki Minaj’s look.
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The Simpsons made this joke in *checks notes* 1997
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David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) profile pictureDavid Marcus
@BlueBoxDave15 Aug 2024
This isn’t cute. Walz is being used as a clown to mock white people. If Walz doesn’t like spicy food that’s fine, but it has nothing to do with being a white guy.
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My favorite microscandal is conservatives claiming Walz is lying about his low spice tolerance because he makes hotdish, which they assume is spicy because it has “hot” in the name
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Who tf did this 😭
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Hawaiians when they get a phone call from "Potential Spam"
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Ty Cobb in Hell:
Russell Dorsey (@Russ_Dorsey1) profile pictureRussell Dorsey
@Russ_Dorsey128 May 2024
BREAKING: Negro Leagues statistics will officially be integrated into MLB database on Wednesday. Negro Leagues legend Josh Gibson will become MLB record holder in multiple categories. Story to come for @YahooSports on a monumental day in baseball’s history.
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My favorite genre of tweet tonight: people who think they’re seeing the aurora in NYC but in fact are just seeing the lights from the Kosciuszko Bridge reflected in the clouds
A tweet that says “NYC aurora” with a photo of a faint purple light in a cloudy sky over some buildings

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A tweet that says “Aurora in NYC! She’s peeking!!!” with the same purple light in the sky

ALT A tweet that says “Aurora in NYC! She’s peeking!!!” with the same purple light in the sky

A tweet that says: “We try again tomorrow, NYC 🙏 #aurora” with a photo that shows the same faint purple light in the distance

ALT A tweet that says: “We try again tomorrow, NYC 🙏 #aurora” with a photo that shows the same faint purple light in the distance

A tweet of the same light in a cloudy sky over the Queensboro Bridge with the text: “Midtown east. Manhattan. Lights and clouds, but it’s there. #aurora #solarstorm #nyc

ALT A tweet of the same light in a cloudy sky over the Queensboro Bridge with the text: “Midtown east. Manhattan. Lights and clouds, but it’s there. #aurora #solarstorm #nyc

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