Ivan A'Nut

Hah! Bust a nut!

I checked Facebook and saw so many ice bucket challenges that I had to look away and take a deep breath #ALSawareness

"@MSUpartystories: RT if welcome weekend is a national holiday for you." #SpartanNation

For welcome week, even the squirrels need a caffeine fix. Donations of coffee and Kahlua are appreciated.

Expect to see high amounts of squirrel activity on campus today. #Hey #LookAtMe

All I'm saying is if you really wanna find the living dead on campus, you don't need Spartans vs Zombies. #YouNeedToBathe

My buddy was enjoying the breeze one time near the EGR building. When class got out, it smelled so bad he dropped dead right there.

Don't mind me, just grooming my tail.

But seriously, can you "abortion is genocide" MF's move so the food truck can get in here?

There are a lot of shitty human beings out there. And by "out there" I mean in front of the auditorium.

Like the swallows of Capistano, the longboards return to East Lansing. Welcome back Spring! *cluh-clunk*

Watch out around campus this morning, we squirrels are feeling frisky. #Nut

Guess what day it is!

Skunk bears

Tbh, we squirrels think the human species is kinda dumb. Predators that constantly ignore/feed us? Cmon...

"Idk what you're all complaining about, just burn tuition money to stay warm like me." #LouAnnaLogic

Here, we gave you this frostbite calculator so you can estimate your hospital bills on Friday. #LouAnnaLogic

It's supposed to be this cold all week, let's see what the body count gets to #LouAnnaLogic