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Mordechai Schmutter

@MSchmutter

Humor columnist (10 publications), author (8 books). Oh, do I have more room? I'm not experienced with twitter yet. I was worried that I'd make the bio too lon

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Joined October 2011
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Replying to @15shirhamalos @Shtarkasm
The magazine that was carrying us decided to stop. It was too expensive to produce.
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Why does this product exist?
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Replying to @midrashmanicure
Actually...
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Replying to @moshe_kolat
Dahi seudasa d'zeir anpin
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Replying to @VaadHaBadchanim
@VaadHaBadchanim
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Replying to @benzgreenfield
youtube.com/watch?v=iDjX4-LK…
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This looks like a really nasty upsherin chart:
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youtube.com/watch?v=-cT495xK… Is Pixar is making a movie about shomer negiyah?
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My wife's new sheitel head (the one on the left) is making me very uncomfortable. What's with the Adam's apple?
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What I like about this Yeshiva is that the Rosh and the admissions director are so young.
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