35. Evertonian. I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octupus' garden in the shade.
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Rohl right mid. Like going into a fight with one arm tied behind your back. Nothing against the lad, he’s just not a right winger.
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Pathetic from the manager. Typical shit the bed from him again. Chelsea conceded 13 in 6 this season and have not kept a clean sheet since January, and he is still petrified to have a go.
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We are an absolute car crash of a football club. New owners, new stadium, same club. It will never change.
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And they’re about to sell him for absolute peanuts. I thought we were past the stage of off field idiotic decisions but seemingly not.
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Selling Harrison Armstrong for that amount, at this stage of a transfer window, would show that the people who run the club are completely out of touch with the fanbase. Similar levels to hiring Benitez.
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Would be a moronic decision. If the lad carries on progressing as he is, he’ll be worth double that in the next 2-3 years.
🚨 EXCL: Nottingham Forest working on deal to sign Harrison Armstrong from Everton. Talks for 19yo centre on ~£40m deal + sell-on clause to #EFC. England youth international targeted by #NFFC to strengthen midfield after Elliot Anderson exit @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7547650…
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We’re 3 weeks from the new season and we’re still playing O’Brien at right back with a makeshift winger in front of him. Club needs to step it up ASAP!
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Matty Stevenson retweeted
Let me say this officially: Up the Toffees 💙
A Toffee at No.10. 💙
Congratulations to Andy Burnham on becoming the UK's Prime Minister. A lifelong Evertonian, long-time Hillsborough Law campaigner, regular @SFoodbanks donor and @EITC fundraiser.
Wishing you nothing but the best in your new role, @andyburnham. 👏
This doesn’t fit the media narrative though.
3+ - Since the start of 2022, England have conceded 3+ goals on four occasions at international level - Jordan Pickford hasn't played in any of those four.
Indeed, Pickford hasn't conceded more than twice in any of his last 70 appearances for the Three Lions.
Debate.
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First said it’s time to replace Pickford, now he’s saying Guardiola shouldn’t even get an interview for the England job. I wonder what will he will say next to make it a hat trick of chatting absolute shite.
❌ "I don't even think Guardiola should get an interview!"
🏴 "I would say no to Guardiola because it should be an Englishman!"
Rory Jennings insists the next England boss must be English... even if it means rejecting Pep Guardiola! 😳
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Matty Stevenson retweeted
England have conceded 3 goals for the first time since June 2025 when Jordan Pickford wasn’t in goal.
The time before that was June 2022, when Pickford also wasn’t in goal.
😊
31,000 followers this fella. Chatting absolute bollocks must be the way forward!
Pickford is symptomatic of England's issues. The guy is at best mediocre, very error prone, poor reach and decision making, mostly bad distribution (can occasionally hit a long pass), constantly screaming like a rabid dog.
Yet.
Gets constantly praised when he makes basic saves.
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England number 1 is one of the hardest positions in football. Everything you do is scrutinised and it’s almost like fans and media are praying for you to make a mistake. Pickford has been one of Englands most consistent performers over the past 5+ years + has never let them down.
Pickford had a good game last night yet I see people slating him for not saving the shot which was apparently “in the middle” of the goal.
People won’t realise how good Pickford is until he is replaced by someone who
Will inevitably make mistake after mistake
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