We are in a global pandemic and we still have "health and human services" cars giving out expired parking permit tickets to the same cars in Jersey City every day this week. I hadn't realized this would be the answer to preventing the spread of #COVIDー19 🙏@JCParking @JerseyCity
Finally incorporated the "cheat day" into my daughter's life. #brownie #carbs #nothowyougettobroadway
If my daughter was Little Red I would only give her permission to go into the woods to get her equity card. #priorities #proudmom #dreamrole
Pre-screens are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. #Awkward #pickanewmajor #aintnobodygottimeforthat #flat
My daughter auditioned for 34 schools at unifieds today! Wish we could have done more... #narrowingthatlist #newsies #BFAMTBOUND
My new years resolution is for my daughter to become a star and discover her "type." #newkaraokesystem #matilda
Thank god Broadway Dance Center is not government employed! #governmentshutdown #notaffectingus #TapTuesdays
Fake it till you make it. Screlt it till you belt it. #lifelessons #beltsetto #broadwaybelt @Natalie_Weiss
But when do they start singing? #Emmys2013 #BreakingBad #BeltingBad #BeltingisNeverBad #BeltingGood #TheBigBeltTheory #BringBackSmash
Registering my daughter at Broadway Dance Center to get a discount on shoes at Capezio. #beatingthesystem #dontgivemethat #youwouldtoo
If my daughter is EMC (equity membership candidate for those who don't theatrego), can we cut the non-union girls? #Outofourway #almostAEA
All my daughter wants for her birthday is Kristin Chenoweth dueting"For Good" with her. #asknicely #happybirthday #whichkey @AnnaKendrick47
Is it true that crying daily will help my daughter improve her “belt?” #whateverittakes #cleanse #dontyoudarejudge
Just set a list of goals for the next 10 years of my daughter's career. Broadway, get ready for us! #Gypsy #nexttonormal #broadwaybares
Let's be real - a fake equity card is infinitely more valuable than a fake I.D. #bfaproblems #WhatIsEMC #nobodygottimeforthat #theyregoldtoo
