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Not many know the true oral history of Tianmu as it was passed down from autist to autist...
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
'The Norman and the Saxon' by Rudyard Kipling.
"My son," said the Norman Baron, "I am dying, and you will be heir
To all the broad acres in England that William gave me for share
When he conquered the Saxon at Hastings, and a nice little handful it is.
But before you go over to rule it I want you to understand this:–
"The Saxon is not like us Normans. His manners are not so polite.
But he never means anything serious till he talks about justice and right.
When he stands like an ox in the furrow – with his sullen set eyes on your own,
And grumbles, 'This isn't fair dealing,' my son, leave the Saxon alone.
"You can horsewhip your Gascony archers, or torture your Picardy spears;
But don't try that game on the Saxon; you'll have the whole brood round your ears.
From the richest old Thane in the county to the poorest chained serf in the field,
They'll be at you and on you like hornets, and, if you are wise, you will yield.
"But first you must master their language, their dialect, proverbs and songs.
Don't trust any clerk to interpret when they come with the tale of their wrongs.
Let them know that you know what they're saying; let them feel that you know what to say.
Yes, even when you want to go hunting, hear 'em out if it takes you all day.
"They'll drink every hour of the daylight and poach every hour of the dark.
It's the sport not the rabbits they're after (we've plenty of game in the park).
Don't hang them or cut off their fingers. That's wasteful as well as unkind,
For a hard-bitten, South-country poacher makes the best man-at-arms you can find.
"Appear with your wife and the children at their weddings and funerals and feasts.
Be polite but not friendly to Bishops; be good to all poor parish priests.
Say 'we,' 'us' and 'ours' when you're talking, instead of 'you fellows' and 'I.'
Don't ride over seeds; keep your temper; and never you tell 'em a lie!"
TAMARA
TAMYRA
TOMYRA
TOMYRI
TOMYRIS
Stay woke h3h3 truthers. Tamara reincarnation of Scythian princess Tomyris who killed Cyrus the Persian king. Tamara is an Ashkenazi clearly descended from royal khazar line Hila is Mizrahim AKA spiritually scythian vs spiritually persian
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
It would be funny watching the Natural Slaves discuss dating and relationships on here if it weren't also pathetic
Modernity is so strange cuz you're not even really a person until you're 30 like you become a young adult at 23 when your heroes journey starts and once your saturn return ends your life is in maintenance mode (ideally) but everything before then is just finding your place
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
don't speak to me until i've had my electrolyte boosted ray peat orange juice with pulp ginger turmeric shot matcha collagen kombucha boba with adaptogenic mushrooms sea moss spirulina and peptides blend
activities I've done in public school: shovel cow shit, lay paths of woodchips, pick up garbage in the park, sleep in tipis, make pemmican
It must be so fucking hard to be an atheist you can only think of humans as math machines or meat machines
What about Drake
🇨🇦 CBC/Radio-Canada has announced the 5 finalists in the running to represent Canada at #Eurovision 2027 and opened the public vote:
⚪️ Josiane Comeau
🔴 Rêve
⚪️ Talk
🔴 Tyler Shaw
⚪️ William Cloutier
Vote at eurovision.cbc.radio-canada.… (Canadians only)
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
I moved from Canada to England while still in school, and one day in French forgot the word for umbrella (parapluie), and wrote ‘umbrellaire’ on a quiz. The teacher called me up later and asked if that was Québécois — I said yes, she laughed, and I got full credit.
ᛉNaomi ❤️🔥🌲Richmondᛣ retweeted
Replying to @helscom
Yeah let’s take seasoning advice from the fucking European. Get the fuck out of here you stupid fuck.
























