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Sarnia, Ontario
Joined July 2015
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RETWEET if you 💚 sea turtles! 🐢
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Holy shit, the Raptors actually won
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Driving to Jasper with 4 geologists and they’ve made 10 rock puns and counting
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Zuckerberg decided to not show how many likes you get on Instagram the day I got the most likes ever on one of my posts
Can someone please explain to me how a riding can be called with only 15 of 80 polls reporting?
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3 empty net goals to finish off the Lightning must be the most depressing end to the season
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Never give up, kids. On your darkest day, at your lowest point, in your weakest hour, remember Tiger Woods — a man who rose to the top then slid all the way down into a gutter of whores and pills just to battle back to the peak of sports Everest.
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I wonder what it was like for the first European sailers who saw narwals
Tide is now making child proof containers to keep kids from eating Tide Pods…
No matter how much weight you lift in the gym you’ll never be as impressive as the girl doing free balance handstand push-ups
Just watched someone try and fail to sync their iPhone and MacBook for 15 minutes before giving up and saying they missed their walkman
There’s a girl singing in the gym this morning and it’s actually pretty great
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Never challenge sorority girls to rearrange your bedroom, I still can’t find my socks
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I have no idea what day of the week it is during the holidays
I will never understand girls who put on makeup before going to the gym
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Every 15 minutes, an African elephant is killed for its ivory. If nothing is done, we will be extinct by 2030. Retweet my story to make a difference. For each of the first 10,000 retweets, @Amarula will donate $1 towards the #AmarulaTrust’s efforts to protect African elephants.
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For some reason I let my stoned friend convince me we didn’t need to peg in the tent. He fell asleep before the thunder and lightning started
Went for beers with my friends for the last time for a while tonight. No drinking for 6 months starting tomorrow #QuittingDay @RossBolenPod
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Just because you are lost does not mean you are lost forever. Sometimes we all need a little help to find ourselves again.
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Of all the ways humans say fuck you to natural selection, giving a small dog a step stool just to get onto the bed has to be the best one