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A husband offended his wife, and after walking around the house for almost an hour, he finally decided to settle the matter.
He entered the sitting room, sat beside her and said, “My love, I’m sorry.”
His wife looked at him and asked, “What are you sorry for?”
He replied, “For everything, baby.”
She folded her arms. “Everything? So you don’t even know what you did?”
The man quickly corrected himself. “I know what I did!”
“Okay, tell me.”
Silence.
The television was making noise, the fan was turning, and the man was suddenly sweating like somebody who had been called to defend a final-year project. 😭😂
After a few minutes, he looked at her and asked, “Can you please give me a hint?”
His wife replied, “You mean you want me to tell you what you did wrong before you can apologise properly?”
The man quietly stood up and returned to his seat.
Marriage is sweet, but sometimes settling an argument requires a witness, evidence and a written statement.
Married people, how does apology work in your house? 😂
The way i dey skip any Wizkid rage-bait posts ehn, Davido better pass Wizkid, Burna Boy better pass Wizkid, even person wey never release song better pass Wizkid. Oya, we don hear.
Everybody better pass Wizkid. Na only Wizkid una dey use measure greatness for this life? Make una rest, eediots!
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Wizkid go buy car, con use him own hand post am as them Dey deliver am? You suppose know say na edit nau 😂😂😂 ma only davido dey do that thing.
The funniest part of this whole situation is that Davido was already at the club when Wizkid showed up. Remember, this was after Wizkid had come at Davido and things escalated to the point where Davido’s crew reportedly issued him a warning. So when Wizkid heard Davido was at the club, he pulled up himself and went straight down to the VIP section.
No ordering drinks, no camera crew, no coming to enjoy the nightlife. Wizkid allegedly came ready for whatever was going to happen. He knew Davido and his crew were there, and he still showed up.
Meanwhile, Davido reportedly turned into a drummer boy, while Pastor Tobi eventually stepped in to calm things down. The funniest part is that all the video angles from that day came from Davido’s crew’s side.
Burna Boy just signed one autograph and left the rest of the people waiting. I don’t think his manager told him the consequences. He shouldn’t have signed one if he wasn’t going to sign the rest. 💔
This reminds me of my university days. I once approached two ladies, just like this. One walked away, while the other stayed and gave me her phone number.
When I called her later that night, she told me to get straight to the point, so I told her I was looking for a serious relationship.
To my surprise, she gave me the phone number of her friend who had walked away when I approached them.
Long story short, that friend and I ended up dating for four years until unforeseen circumstances came between us.
The real material is the one who walked away. >>>
