I'm much wittier on paper. Stay-At-Home Dad. Sometimes Custodian. Occasional Writer. Periodic Director. Recurrent Actor.
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I hereby declare it to be #MarshwiggleMarch
I have come to the conclusion from previous experience that March is just No Good. Just 31 days ripe with potential for A Series of Unfortunate Events.
So the only course of action is to become a Marshwiggle for the next few weeks.
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your thursday just turned into a giveaway. 🎯
want a chance to win this matt "tugboat" wilkinson autographed baseball?
- repost this
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winner will be dm’d monday, 10/27
must be able to pickup at classic auto group park! ⚓
Machia Wheeler retweeted
bazzana bobblehead night just got better 👀
want a chance to win a signed travis bazzana baseball?
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winner will be dm’d tuesday, 7/29
pickup at classic auto group park!
Ana should have run the race with the jetski driver. He's been more supportive in five minutes than Jonathan has been this whole race.
#TheAmazingRace #TheAmazingRace37
5 books that have shaped me as a writer:
1. The Jeeves stories by P.G. Wodehouse
2. Poison for Breakfast by Lemony Snicket
3. Til We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis
4. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
5. The Sweetness At the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley
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To celebrate the release of @MLBTheShow 25, we have some game codes to give away!
Repost and like for a chance to win. 🎮
ALT The cover image of MLB The Show 25, featuring Paul Skenes (left) wearing a gold-colored Pittsburgh Pirates City Connect jersey, Elly De La Cruz (center) wearing a red Cincinnati Reds jersey, and Gunnar Henderson (right) wearing an orange Baltimore Orioles jersey.
Machia Wheeler retweeted
in honor of the big guy himself, we’re giving away 3️⃣ president garfield bobbles
here’s how to win:
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winner will be dm'd friday, 2/21
My Unpopular Christmas Opinion?
Elf, the movie, isn't that great...
Elf, the stage MUSICAL... is much better!
#UnpopularChristmasOpinion
Man, I just don't know about the NFL, anymore. I've only seen small portions of three football games between yesterday & today, and I've already seen three players carted of the field with serious (or horrific) injuries...
... *Sigh* how long until regular baseball games again?
EMPTY COFFEE CUPS!! So many times I see actors carrying or pretending to drink out of a travel coffee cup that so very clearly and obviously has nothing in it. I understand not wanting real liquids that might spill, but for the love off all that's holy, weigh it down somehow!!!
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Tough choices, but I'm taking:
Christopher Nolan
The Lord of the Rings
Star Trek
LotR was a no-brainer. Almost went with Spielberg, but I'm a sucker for Nolan's stuff. And with Star Trek you have TOS films, TNG films AND the Kelvin films, so I feel pretty set there.
As a proud northeast Ohioan, who lives like half-an-hour from the R&R Hall of Fame, I say...
"BOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!"
Sorry, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is nowhere close to being the top attraction in the Buckeye State...
My rant for the day: an NFL team can have 9 different combinations of uniforms, and yet the Cleveland Guardians have a grand total of two (2) caps that they can wear on the field?? #MoreVarietyPlease #MoreColor #MoreUniformVarients
