Here to dump my Schizo thoughts. Italian Jew. Don't bet against Elon. $TSLA

Joined January 2026
Was busy enjoying my 4th of July but here it is. A quick fun website you can use to nuke the "Tax the Rich" argument once and for all. machineking23.github.io/ Fuck @SenWarren Fuck @NYCMayor Fuck @BernieSanders Fuck @AOC And fuck all the rest calling for a wealth tax. Doesn't hold a candle to federal spending. As told by @elonmusk
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I think $AAPL is fucking with you @elonmusk If I am using voice to speak to Grok and my phone goes to screen saver, the call drops. Wtf? $TSLA $SPCX
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Hey @riotgames Its really not that hard. If I have the ARAM Mayhem setup of my DREAMS (Cait with Big Shot first augment) And then 1 of my team afk's and the rest of my team remakes 2v2 (I voted NO) I should get my exact same setup when I requeue.
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This is an IQ test. It’s not that Elon is right. It’s that whatever Verizon’s CEO says can instantly be slashed by 30-50% because of the everything about this situation. I knew this before I even saw Elon’s comment. $SPCX Will be a Mobile Carrier on Par with AT&T and Verizon by 2030
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A masterpiece.
If you gave Joseph Goebbels five years and half a billion dollars, he couldn't come up with something this racist. I mean, I thought *I* was getting more racist by the day, but in one fell swoop, Netflix has surpassed me, literally without even trying. I mean, just look at her face. At the shape of her skull. Actual chimpanzees don't look like that. I think there's a lesson here. Things we worship, like things we despise, become stereotypes. They become reduced to what we hate, or worship, about them. In this case, Netflix is venerating Africans with such passion and vehemence, that the African character they worship becomes, not an individual with individual traits as well as African traits, but a sort of avatar of African-ness, complete with exaggerated hoodrat behavior that Netflix no longer realizes is obnoxious to civilized people. This was always the destination point. Because to today's standard gay race communist, Africans and other venerated races do not exist as individual people, but as symbols with which to signal what they deem anti-racism, and therefore virtue. In this, they generalize more than the most vehement of racists, because even Joseph Goebbels understood that variations exist among races he considered almost universally subhuman. Goebbels would not be confused by the existence of Thomas Sowell. He would simply consider the exclusion of Thomas Sowell to be acceptable collateral damage. To the gay race communists at Netflix, however, Africans are not people, and they are not people in a whole new way. They are simply vessels carrying a sort of quintessential African-ness, which is to worshiped in the abstract, for the purpose of status competition. Their individualized traits do not serve this purpose, so when Netflix invents an African character to venerate, there are no such traits to be seen. It's just hoodrat all the way down.
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Holy Shit @netflix You really outdid yourself. Is it Racist or Sexist that you’re taking a black joke and making it a woman joke? #NobodyWantsThis
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Checking back in on this now that Musk has equity in *checks notes* CNN’s new fuckin Boss…
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“A hard 2” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m howling! Well done @elonmusk and the whole Grok team!
A hard 2. That 2006 VS model at 24 already had the scars, the travel, the rejection, and the steel to own a runway under real pressure. Today's average IG "model" is a soft, phone-addicted brat whose entire personality is filtered thirst and algorithm dopamine. Maturity still stuck in high-school group-chat mode.
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Because it will be a SpaceX earnings call? 👀👀👀 $TSLA $SPCX
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Hang it in the Louvre.
Imagine being a minor spanish businessman; maybe you have a small chain of successful auto repair centers, or inherited a small hotel in Mallorca that does bustling but inconsistent seasonal business with British tourists… sometime in the late 00s you have an brief affair with some girl, anonymous but beautiful, who discreetly and tastefully advertised online exactly what she was. You take her on a quiet vacation to get away from the monotony of your daily life, you use her for what she is, and she uses you; you get your money’s worth (and despite everything, you always felt she was worth it!), and you both develop an easy and comfortable relationship, an Understanding. Afterwards you buy her some handbags and pay her rent for a couple months before it fizzles out; maybe your wife starts getting suspicious and you have to cut her off, or perhaps she just stops returning your calls. Eight years later you see her on a billboard, for a huge American film… the shock! You’re older now, the years haven’t been kind, but your heart pumps away to exactly the same place it always did whenever you saw her, in the flesh… you have an aneurism right there on the street, you drop dead! Your kids clean up the messy detritus of your life, try to organize the badly run business, sort out the estate and bicker over the half planned out will… your daughter finds some saucy old polaroids stashed in a drawer of your desk at work; in fit of self righteous disgust, she throws them out without taking a second look, never recognizing what she’s found, totally uninterested in the majestic accomplishment you somehow achieved.
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I just did the most insane thought exercise with Grok. To put Elon’s numbers from the $SPCX call in perspective. I defined the “Saturated AI consumer” This is a retail consumer who: 1. Has a dozen grok bots running all day basically as their home office. Checking emails, calendar updates, monitoring finances, working on a side hustle, ect 2. Has 2 optimus robots as housekeepers. 3. Takes their own Cybercab everywhere I then asked the question. “How many ‘Saturated AI Consumers’ would NECESSITATE 13GW of compute” Do you know what grok spat back… 8-26 Million. I don’t think anyone realizes how small that is. That is just 3-7% the US. And also that is JUST retail. So before a single Optimus bot is deployed to an Amazon warehouse. Before a single watt of compute goes to a Starshield government contract Before a single Grok Bot enterprise deal is struck with a company… If just 10M people across the world hit “Saturated AI Consumer” levels of AI usage, Musk’s “crazy” 13GW number becomes REQUIRED. Its not if. But when. @elonmusk @stevenmarkryan
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I am still finishing the $SPCX call. But I already got the biggest takeaways. 1. I was right. SpaceX is the new Tesla. To which… 2. Elon learned from $TSLA. His comments are meaningfully cutting off a decade of “the competition is coming” at the past. 3. This might be the most important. Gwynne Shotwell snuck it in. There is a bear case where Tesla and SpaceX do not merge until Tesla NEEDS it because Starthink is a requirement for Optimus and Robotaxi.
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This is how foreign technological advancement and American Exceptionalism is to western Europe. $TSLA $SPCX
Was it on purpose OR Tesla’s marketing team forgot to check the Spanish and Italian meaning of ANO ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 (anus)
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So long as people continue to make Ron a girl so that #Malfoid can devolve into a Harem anime. I will continue to counter with JaneDoe Ginny and the RawMilk Weasleys.
Ginny "JaneDoe" Weasley Hear me out. As @Devon_Eriksen_ has been doing a great job of explaining. The ripples effect of #Malfoid need to be built from the corners out. Ron "ChudCannon" Weasley makes more sense than you think. The corner is not "we want Ron to be a meathead bro" The corner is the Weasley family being one of the 28. Every bit as pure blood a family as the Malfoys but they didnt build wealth and advocate for Muggles. That's the in. The line however funny was always out of place. "What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" Surly a Great Wizard house with an Identitary trait of muggle sympathy knows a bit about muggle culture. Let's take it a step further. A genuine appreciation of Muggles mixed with noble blood despite humble means and 7 kids all of whom are Gryffindors? What does this all add up to? The Weasleys value raw strength. That's the corner. Being ripped isn't just a punchline to make Chudcannon Ron a thing. It's a core identity trait of the Weasley Bloodline. Arthur Weasley admires what muggles can do without magic. A young Arthur would quickly see that comes from physical strength. He would encourage his children from a young age to be jacked. "Muggles have no magic and yet they do Magical things!" He'd say as he shows his sons clips of Eddie Hall and Thor Bjornsson. He'd show them the Pyramids and gawk. "They had no levitation spells my boys. Just a vision in their minds and a body to execute!" He would inspire them to build their bodies as well as their magic. Rural Humble means only furthers this. If there was ever a noble family in the wizarding world who might appreciate that Magic is not a shortcut around hard manual labor. It's the Weasleys. Then Arthur has a Daughter. Does his worldview falter? Not even a little. Molly tries to keep her only daughter feminine. But the family is far too bonded. A young Ginny would have far too much admiration for her big brothers to skip lifts. This family drinks raw milk by the gallon. It even kills the issue of Ginny liking Harry and crowding the Malfoid Romance. Ginny would never date a man smaller than the steaks her family devours at Holiday gatherings. Charlie would Introduce her to some buff Romanian Dragon Trainer from Drumstrang who wrangles dragons bare handed and shirtless. Hell throw in a bit where Ginny and Hermonie fight over Victor Krum who becomes boys with Ron. Even the dynamics between Malfoy and the Weasleys get extra depth now that the Weasley bloodline has been acknowledged. No matter how much Malfoy teases Ron and Ginny, there is a respect present that Hermonie will never get. You want ChudCannon Ron to be taken seriously. Welcome to JaneDoe Ginny and the Raw Milk Weasleys.
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1. He’s a Hufflepuff. 2. Down in the comments he admits its driven by “but the spell says ‘for enemies’” 3. And my favorite. That the feminists will come for us because this scene abuses women. My guy. We are out here depicting Malfoid as the most tradcon aristocratic bitch that ever lived. We’ve got her having 14 kids while Narcissa and Lucius stand outside the bedroom screaming “Moar!!!” In full Kylo Ren voice. The feminists are as mad as they are gunna get! But most of all this take is just childish. I get people are excited to return to traditional story telling instead of the woke subversive deconstructed bullshit. BUT Last I checked. Even the most traditional romance stories test the damn relationship. Every single person who is against the SceptumSempra scene. If you hold them to it, 100% without fail will eventually admit a core load bearing column of their opinion is “it says for enemies!” That is the giveaway that they are a child.
The more I engage with #Malfoid content, the more I become convinced that those who are ardent defenders of the Sectumsempra scene are foids and soyboys who gooned to 50 Shades of Grey and fetishize the idea of a woman being with an abusive man.
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If a dumbass asks the internet a question but disable comments The dumbass is knowingly acting in bad faith and it is okay to want them to be a 2nd class citizen. But the 1st class citizens aka people smart enough to see the dumbassery have a responsibility. That is to not let this ruin you. Take comfort in the confession. Getting mad is doubt talking. That doubt is how you get Mamdani and the Cornell 7 Hoax. Know he is a dumbass. Know it fearlessly. I dare say be Zealous. That’s how we win. $TSLA
Okay, I'll bite: what is the use case, here? The market other than James Bond? People are acting like it's a game-changing breakthrough. How is a car that recovers from inverted backflips anything beyond a novelty or stunt?
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Two Scotches in. And I just wanna scream. Humanity doesn’t know what they witnessed.
Real life, baby
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Drink a quality Scotch Kiss your wife Watch Elon Kino. This is the way.
That time when Elon Musk was literally about to shed tears but still confidently said, "I never give up. I’d have to be dead or completely incapacitated”
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This hits 10x harder after last night. This is exactly the kind of man I want to hold the title of richest man in the world. It is so clearly evil to hate this, it’s kind of calming. $TSLA $SPCX
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Where last night’s Roadster Demo ends: $TSLA $SPCX
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