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Totally legit my own boyish posts, not my Papa's. Hi @dijjnn! Tell me real stories about when you were growing up. No! Start with *once upon a time!*

Probably Target
Joined July 2012
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Sorry, haven't slept well in a few nights, that should've been #StrandedBySpirit 🤷🤦 xitter.gq/dijjnn/status/15103642…
After being #stranded by @SpiritAirlines, I had to write a review. I feel bad for the folks who work for the company who are trying—know we see you, but everyone else & the company are letting you down. So, another #StrandedBySirit saga for the books. xitter.gq/CMSThomas/status/15101…
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After being #stranded by @SpiritAirlines, I had to write a review. I feel bad for the folks who work for the company who are trying—know we see you, but everyone else & the company are letting you down. So, another #StrandedBySirit saga for the books. xitter.gq/CMSThomas/status/15101…
Vacation of a lifetime utterly wrecked by @SpiritAirlines careless scheduling. I always fly Spirit because the people are so great. But being stranded in Fort Lauderdale with two kids on the first night of Ramadan …I can’t do this again.
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This poor kid’s been up since dawn. Thanks @SpiritAirlines. I’m beyond disappointed in the helplessness I’m feeling as a mom right now.
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Kids around the country: Spring break! Me: ...
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*if 🤦‍♂️ – at Gurnee, IL
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When my child found out that i didn't have a lunch break, a taco with my favorite toppings—pico de gallo, sriracha & greek yogurt—was proffered. Thank you @MadLilMax, you impressed me today with your humanity. I couldn't be prouder. 🥰🌮😋🎉 – at Gurnee, IL
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Hey #WeAreWarren! I'm am running for District 121 School Board! 🏫🗳️✅🧑‍🎓🧑‍🏫🎉 Check out my campaign site at devilyouknow.us! It's not _too_ terrible!
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Sometimes your lunch has gotta be a pb&j on a donut. Right, @MadLilMax ?
MMM YUMMY TACO ... ¡Muy delicioso!
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Y'all, I asked @stelly_bean to send all the #PuppoAlert tweets here on out, I can't handle it—I WANT ALL THE PUPPOS!
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#PuppoAlert! My name is Ogden🐶 I'm a Small Male Terrier, Rat/Mix. I'm 4 months old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Beth🐶 I'm a Medium Female Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Benita🐶 I'm a Medium Female Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Barbie🐶 I'm a Medium Female Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Banks🐶 I'm a Medium Male Chow Chow/Retriever, Labrador. I'm 2 months 1 day old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Skippy Jon Jones🐶 I'm a Small Male Italian Greyhound/Chihuahua, Short Coat. I'm 9 months old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Willow🐶 I'm a Medium Female Basset Hound/Mix. I'm 2 months 16 days old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Wilkinson🐶 I'm a Medium Male Basset Hound/Mix. I'm 2 months 16 days old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…
#PuppoAlert! My name is Wellington🐶 I'm a Medium Male Basset Hound/Mix. I'm 2 months 16 days old, & you can totally adopt me from @WrightWayRescue! Learn more about me: ws.petango.com/webservices/a…