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Madison Vardaman

@MadsEMarks

I’m funny once a year

 Killen, AL
instagram.com/_mads_m/
Joined October 2010
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If you ever went to Fun Land as a kid you’re probably immune to the Coronavirus
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Matt Mitchell@ALostrich3 Nov 2021
Is it safe to hope yet? Asking for every Braves fan.
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Tomi Lahren
@TomiLahren27 Aug 2021
Say their names.
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Allergies 🤝 truck
Hot take: There should be a spin-off of New Girl that follows Schmidt and Cece’s daughter Ruth
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People who don’t have to wear sunglasses genuinely terrify me. What’s it like to have so much power?
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Why do the elevators at Nemacolin look like an Olive Garden to go bag.... #BachelorFinale
It snowed last week and I just got bit by a mosquito. Alabama weather needs to CHILL!!
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People who don’t like McDonalds are just immature... there I said it
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Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente6 Jan 2021
95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die – at Miami Beach, FL
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Is everyone going to ignore the fact that Heather Martin was shown in future episodes on #TheBachelor ?? Because I am perplexed
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2020 lookin up
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@nypost20 Nov 2020
Santa Claus is 'immune' to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci trib.al/JSunKM7
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Matt Mitchell@ALostrich3 Nov 2020
Anybody else feel like we’re at a gender reveal party that will definitely end with a fire?
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They low down, they dirty, they some snitches...
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How it started: How it’s going:
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Living in Florence, Alabama is crazy because you can be driving in front of a Mercedes and beside a vehicle that is half Chevy van half hearse
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henry ;)@Henryyyyg1 Sep 2020
ITS SEPTEMBER SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS xitter.gq/maaaayra_babe/status/1…
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Am I the only one who doesn’t understand the Ricatonis billboards??
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I hate 2020
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@UNAAthletics30 Jun 2020
Our hearts are breaking this morning as we remember our beloved Una! 2002-2020 #RoarLions 💜
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