Aerial Photographer and Video Magician. Multiple Awards in Photography and a few Movies and Shows feature Aerial Magic. Recently killed in my on screen debut
Louisville
Joined March 2009
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Did u know u have to take a polygraph test to work for @LMPD as a content creator?
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Louisville! I’m now digitizing from VHS & VHS-C tapes! Super8 and Mini DV also available. Watch your home movies again!
Day 4 of pending badge and I’m wondering how the @LMPD missed the opportunity to put out a Wanted Poster for their new opening…
#ImYourHuckleberry #WantedAlive #IPromiseToOnlyDoOneMemeToday #AreThereAnyDonutsLeft #NoSprinkles #StillNoBadge #HireMeAlready #Day4 #SnarkDepartment
Donnie Yeoman Jr retweeted
The suspect thought he had the advantage. A dark winter night, open space and distance from officers. Then the drone launched.
Within moments, thermal imaging revealed his exact location and evidence concealed in the snow. No guesswork or drawn-out ground searches, just clarity from above. And this wasn’t a one-off. @LMPD's multi-agency drone program, shared across police, fire and emergency services, is now part of daily operations.
That’s what connected aerial intelligence looks like. With solutions like Axon Air DFR helping agencies operationalize drone programs, the advantage shifts.
Read more at wave3.com/2026/02/04/lmpd-ch…
@SkydioHQ #Axon #ProtectLife
Day 3:
After hours of intense questioning, the cone finally confessed.
Charges include:
– Obstruction of visual clarity
– Aiding and abetting lazy captions
– First-degree misuse of filters
The suspect claims it was “just placed there.”
So was the typo.
Badge status: Pending
Day 2 of waiting for my new badge from @LMPD and I’m already making new friends! #Snark #Blocked #TheNextMessageWasALinkToTheirMusic #RealArtists #SheIsAngry #BreakHerOffAPieceOfAKitKatBar
Day 2 of waiting for my badge from @LMPD
training focus: writing citations.
Not for speeding…
But for crimes against social media.
– Reckless meme deployment
– First-degree typo
– Unlawful use of stretched images
I’m ready.
The algorithm is not.
#HireTheSnark
