I went to a farming school and a teaching school, but ended up a lawyer. Ohioan more or less by choice.
Joined April 2011
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MARIE KONDO: Does this bring you joy?
HANK HILL: They're called linesman's pliers, and yes, they bring me a great deal of joy.
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The No. 1 team in the country is currently losing to an unranked opponent in the fourth quarter.
The No. 2 team in the country is currently losing to an unranked opponent in the fourth quarter.
Debbie Dingell said maybe you shouldn't go to the campaign event. When Debbie says "maybe," that's like a papal bull. Not only is she disinvited from the event, she's disinvited from Michigan!
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Maine is crazy, you can unintentionally stumble upon an old pet cemetery that has a headstone for a horse who died 100 years ago and it’s like, “he was a good man”
Anyway happy Halloween!
Upset wins are good for incumbents, upset losses are bad for incumbents.
Luke Drzewiecki might have just won Minnesota for the Democrats.
why would you do that
Aaron Philo throws an interception while falling down on the Gators' first possession of the game 😬
(via @GeorgiaFootball)
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Every week Chip Kelly invents a formation that nobody has ever used before and scores a touchdown out of it
This is another example of "judge starts opinion with foundational legal text to tell Donald Trump to go fuck himself."
Judge Gayles dismisses *with prejudice* Trump's amended defamation complaint against Murdoch & @WSJ over its article on the Jeffrey Epstein birthday letter.
storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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HISTORY!!!
Duke beats Boston College 47-2, the first game since 2005 where a team’s only points came from returning the other teams PAT for a defensive 2-point conversion!
