In 2007, Blackstone agreed to buy Hilton Hotels for $26 billion. The day before the news broke, a hedge fund billionaire was tipped off.
His fund bought 400,000 Hilton shares and made $4 million. Two years later the FBI arrested him. He got 11 years.
Guess the trader.
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Nobody spends KSH 300 million, for a job earning him KSH 55 million in 5 years without finding avenues of returning the money.
We are our own problem.
Kenyans,
Listen to this MP talking about how much he spends to represent Nyaribari Chache in parliament.
Then ask yourself who is the fool on this politics game.
He says he spent KSH 40 million in 2022. He won.
He has put aside KSH 300 million, for 2027, to return to parliament.
What does he get in return?
Let me just tell, you are the fool. Straight up.
Kenyan MPs are second highest paid GLOBALLY, holding for the size of our economy.
But even with that in mind, the economics DO NOT MAKE SENSE.
Look at the second attachment: showing his compensation.
Take the entire monthly amount of KSH 920,000, and multiply by 60 months. One term.
The aggregate is KSH 55,200,000.
If he kept 100% of his compensation - and not paid taxes, he would have KSH 55 million.
Nobody spends KSH 40 million, and is ready to spend KSH 300 million, for a job earning him KSH 55 million in 5 years.
That is the honest truth.
So where do you think he gets his return?
We have only one year of data from his CDF.
I am not making an accusation here, but I want to tell you what the Auditor General found, and concluded.
Remember this is just one year. The screenshots in in the third attachment.
Finding 1: Kshs. 40,460,730
Kshs. 40.46 million in bursary disbursements had no acknowledgement letters from the receiving institutions, no names of beneficiaries, no schools. Nothing.
So there is no proof the funds ever reached the alleged schools or if anyone ever benefitted.
Finding 2 Kshs. 5,400,000
Kshs. 5.4 million was paid for four projects that were not finished. These were two classrooms with poor plastering, cracked walls, and missing tiling, windowpanes and drainage; pit latrines without the required disability chamber; a dormitory with incomplete floor tiling; and a gate with a guardhouse.
Finding 3: Kshs. 9,494,427
Kshs. 9.49 million was paid for three projects that were either barely started or never built:
(1) four classrooms where only the slab had been laid
(2) two three-roomed offices that had not been implemented
(3) a 45-student twin laboratory that had not been implemented
Finding 4: Kshs. 8,000,000
Kshs. 8 million was paid for two 40-bed dormitories later abandoned.
On one, only the foundation and ground beams were done, and the beams had rusted after the contract expired without an approved extension.
Together, these four findings come to Kshs. 63,355,157 for Nyaribari Chache NGCDF.
In just one year.
In our politics, there is no shortage of fools. And it is not the politician.
@FlavNasmbu @Kibet_bull @MoGAbdi
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Kuscco advertized some properties for sale
Forced Sale Value KES 110m– KES 135m.
*Based on our market estimates
Against KUSCCO's reported shortfall of over KES 12–17 billion following the regulatory audit, this entire phase of recoveries represents less than 1% of the exposure.
More worrying is that KUSCCO appears to have been holding small fragmented properties all over the place, no pattern; posibly held as collateral for loans.
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Talked the same during the police uniform scandal, despite his family’s alleged entanglement. He speaks loudest against vices he allegedly practises. He thinks we’re still the fools we were in 2025. Disorder or a calculated manipulation strategy?
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Kenyan cabin crew members David Kimotho and John Muchina have been honoured by the UAE for their bravery during a mid-air emergency aboard Flydubai Flight FZ1073 on September 30, 2026.
The two helped attend to the injured captain and maintain order among passengers after the co-pilot allegedly attacked the captain. The aircraft later made an emergency landing in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia.
The UAE honoured the Flydubai crew with the First Class Order of Zayed II, recognising their courage and professionalism during the incident. The medals were presented by Dubai Crown Prince Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum.
More details: shorturl.at/3mprA
🎥: Dubai Media Office
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Politrack running to conduct their 100th poll because they still can't believe Sifuna keeps getting 90% every single time.
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Is this an active abduction attempt Kenya 🇰🇪?
You are the experts, see:
I received a letter yesterday signed by @NPSOfficial_KE director yesterday about my complaint against @DCI_Kenya director daniel kandie alongside his officers tom otieno odhiambo and peter mugangai.
1) Letter requests me to come by their office for yet another report.
2) Sent from a gmail address but the letter lists a .go.ke email and government website.
3) Looks like other government agency letters I saw format-wise.
4) Signed by @NPSOfficial_KE Internal Affairs director Paul Mumo.
5) Lists the real NPS office address to visit.
Suspicious parts:
A) Why is the NPS Internal Affairs Unit involved when it is a DCI matter?
B) Why did they take 15 days to reply to an urgent complaint which was addressed to @IPOA_KE and @EACCKenya ?
C) Why do they request me to visit their offices on Oct 26 - a day later than the email was sent (yesterday, Oct 27)? Do they expect me to rush there to make it?
D) Letter is dated Oct 22 but was sent Oct 27.
E) They misspell their own officers, assign them to wrong offices (all work at DCI Regional HQ not Gigiri) and address me incorrectly.
There is clearly incompetence and utter dysfunction at government agencies.
This looks more than suspicious though.
No answer to my immediate follow up reply.
Kenyans - curious how you evaluate this!
@NPSOfficial_KE has a NPS KSh144.4 BILLION budget. See comparison below.
• 928 documented police killings in the published annual figures for 2019–2025.
• 198 documented enforced disappearances since 2019, according to Missing Voices’ 15 Oct 2026 update, including 21 in 2026.
I have criticized the government’s corruption & incompetence as much as many of the abducted ones.
@kipmurkomen @WilliamsRuto @_KithureKindiki
You all try to abduct me?
@KenyasOmbudsman @StandardKenya kindly notice
KSh 144 BILLION for Kenya’s National Police Service?
That’s equivalent to:
👮 408,000+ police constables’ basic salaries for an entire year.
💻 4.8 MILLION basic computers at KSh 30,000 each.
💰 Over US$1.1 BILLION!
Yet the real question is: How much reaches officers, police stations, investigations, equipment and public safety?
Where is the itemised expenditure? Where are the measurable results?
Major updates Kenya 🇰🇪 & @StandardKenya
Criminal investigation into ogutu was picked up by Ombudsman & @ODPP_KE who called out the suppression of evidence by DCI for over 6 months.
Will @DCI_Kenya finally do something
Will he finally face justice?
1️⃣ In Kenya, threats to kill are a felony under Penal Code §223, punishable by up to 10y imprisonment; obtaining property/money by false pretences with intent to defraud falls under §§312–313, punishable by up to 3 years.
2️⃣ Cyber harassment under Computer Misuse & Cybercrimes Act §27 can carry up to 10y imprisonment and/or a fine up to KSh20 million, where the statutory elements are proven.
Interestingly a well known public figure tried to mediate over the past weekend.
But ogutu said he is not interested because he got defamed. So why didn’t he take me to court then?
He paid DCI for 6 months, I didn’t stay quiet & kept pushing, and now he’s the victim?
Typical sociopathic playbook - harm others, and when accountability comes they cry out victim.
Now he has no money left because DCI asked for so much to suppress case since it went public?
There’s a European saying “once the reputation is ruined completely, you live completely unfazed.” Since there are no consequences for the Kenyan elite, he probably lives openly shamelessly now.
Remember how ogutu told me to “go back to your country, Kenya is my country” while he sends all his six adult children to live & study in Europe & US.
Complete hypocrite.
Elites in Kenya get away with everything but we will eventually catch them.
Watch us win.
The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.
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You act like you never saw Moi.
Every govt Job was Kalenjin.
The reason why skits imitating cops were in Kalenjin accent.
Kibaki remains the most consequential president. Him being Kikuyu will not be used to diminish the light he shed.
Kenya was a dark dark place before baks.







































