MajorSwaggD.Bowman💯

Don't spend too much time tryna explain things to folks who act like they don't know what's going on cuz talkin to them will have you think you going crazy..😐🤔

I hate that the He Man movie was so damn goofy😅😭

Tell me why this girl told me she used her rose ((🌹 )) so much til that bihh start smoking,🔥 damn lil mama, give dat lil kitty😺💦 a break.😅😭

👀😮😍Seeing sum fine shii in cheetah print is oh lawd..😁

Folks that will text you & abbreviate a whole sentence so damn lazy..ain't nobidy got time to be decoding sh*t..😅😭

🤔💭I saw a girl so fine tonight, I was ready to trick for her treat..😁

My lil cousin nem might as well get ready to get jacked for they candy..🍬👀 🫳💥😮...🤔😁

If a girl make a post about how fine or pretty she is or how big that booty🍑 is, um definitely going to her profile to check..😁

🤔💭Ladies alot of ya'll be just fine without all that ole makeup, it definitely don't be required

What are ya favorite candies for Halloween?..🤔

I hope ya'll done went on & started holiday shopping so it won't be no stressed out last minute sh*t this year..😅

One of the highlights of this time of year when I was little was going around my city collecting a bucket full or garbage bag full of candy🍬 thinking I was gon have a field day eating it only to get it confiscated later by my mama nem..😅😭

I ain't gon lie, selling snacks as a kid made me feel like I was a dr💭g dealer at school..😁

Sometimes I wonder how our parents, grandparents, uncles & aunties would've been acting if social media was a thing back in the day..🤔😁

I pray for everybody that pay 3-5k a month for rent cuz Gaaaah damn..😐😭

Dope

I was gon DM one of my crushes on here but her a$$ stay 10,000 dam miles away.Um good..f**k!!🤬🤣😭

The person who invented jawbreakers candy should've been jailed cuz wtf, you can literally buss somebody upside the head wit that sh*t..🫳.......🔵💥😮😵‍💫

I hate to see girls that got a$$🍑 online, but in person it's nonexistent, what's up wit all that? ...😅😭

I hate when ppl interrupt my convo 🗣..🥰 when um talking to sum fine shii, we was akeekeeing 😁 good til they brought they a$$ over..now the vibe f**kd up..I hate that ole cockblockin sh*t..🤬..🤣😭

🤔Now when women start hollin bout Grand Rising King? I been getting these DMs lately..🤣😭