I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me

Aberdeen. London. Lagos.
Joined July 2021
I really want to get married to a career woman. I want to attend events where she'll speak so I can tell everyone that she's mine❤️ Don't want someone who'll quench her dreams because of marriage and family. Need someone who , together, we can grow in our respective careers. – at East, England
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It's not just them. It's all the artistes. Their core fans are retarded
Burna Boy fanboys are ridiculously easy to rage-bait. Your artist was on the biggest stage last night, yet a comment about his pimple is what has you losing sleep? 😂
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APC is the virus we'll fight
“₦10 Billion Ebola Fund Will Be Used to Fight Other Viruses in Nigeria” — NCDC DG, Jide Idris
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3 seconds was all it took for me to quit
Yall come listen to this bullshit… even Nollywood can’t write a script like this lmaoooo
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What you didn't mention is that you went for child dedication.
Yesterday was my first time attending church this year.
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It's really crazy
See how desensitized he is to it. Nigeria stop!!!🤣
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More of you will still come out. Hopefully whatever you got paid will be enough you save you from the failed system
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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Alchemy of Shame, Shame of Thrones, Squid Shame, Manishame, Lord of Shame, Shame Before Flowers, Mortal Shamebat, Avatar: The Last Shamebender, Shamebumps, The Walking Shame, Attack on Shame, Spider-Shame: Into the Shame-Verse, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Shame, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Shame, The Hunger Shame: Catching Feelings, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Shame, Game of Shames: The Final Betrayal, The Fast and the Shameous, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Shame, The Amazing Shame-Man, The Chronicles of Shame-Narnia, Star Wars: The Rise of Shamewalker, Shamepool & DeadShame, Avengers: EndShame, Shame Widow, Guardians of the Shameaxy, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Shames, Thor: Love and Shame, Captain America: The Winter Shame-dier, Iron Shame, The Dark Shame, Shameception, Intershame-ellar, Shame Club, The Wolf of Shame Street, Shame Fiction, Breaking Shame, Better Call Shame, Money Shame, Prison Shame, Stranger Shames, The Big Shame Theory, How I Met Your Shame, Shamey Things, Shamengers Assemble, Shamecraft, The Last of Shame, Shame Kombat, God of Shame, Call of Shame, Shame Theft Auto, Shame Redemption, The Legend of Shame-da, Shame Souls, Elden Shame, Resident Shamevil, Silent Shame, Five Nights at Shamey’s, Shame Impact, Clash of Shames, PUBG: PlayerUnknown’s Shamegrounds, FortShame, Apex Shames, Shame Royale, The Matrix: Reloaded Shame, John Shame, Mission: Impossi-shame, The Equalishame-r, Kingsman: The Secret Shame, Now You Shame Me, The Conjushame, Annabelle Comes Shame, The Nun of Shame, Insidious: The Last Shame, Paranormal Shame-tivity, The Exorshame-ist, IT: Chapter Shame, Joker: The Shame Within, Suicide Shame, Justice Shame, Aquashame, Wonder Shame 1984, The Flash of Shame, Shazam of Shame, Fantastic Shame and Where to Find Them, The Maze Shame-er, Divergent: Shame Series, Twilight: Breaking Shame, Fifty Shades of Shame, The Notebook of Shame, Titanic: Sinking in Shame, The Fault in Our Shame, Me Before Shame, The Pursuit of Shamyness, The Social Shamework, Catch Me If You Shame, Now You See Shame, The Illusion of Shame, Olympus Has Shame, Clash of the Shames, Wrath of the Shame
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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This is embarrassing and a tad shameful.
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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I'm always shocked when I see people block me. Emi ? Why person go look peace loving person like me finish block me ? I don't even look for trouble. Can't understand why a good man like me gets blocked.
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"I was seeing an A list entertainer"
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You go name am Torres
does this el niño delay periods????😞
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Or just can't afford it
I honestly don’t know what’s going on but I certainly know there are families that’s not taking this warning seriously.
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If anybody tell me say na recruiter, e must show me ID make I know who e dey recruit for.
Bro my Secondary school and hostel mate was arrested by DSS for being an ISIS recruiter 😭 he was a student of Futminna. I can never forget when this news broke.
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"Stop demarketing Nigeria and the great work Tinubu's Government is doing."
Replying to @BusinessDayNg
The headline of this news story is inaccurate and misleading. WHO has not declared Nigeria Ebola‑free. Nigeria currently has no confirmed case of Ebola following the medical evacuation of the index patient to Switzerland. Health officials are closely monitoring 52 contacts who may have been exposed. Under the International Health Regulations, a country can only be declared Ebola‑free after a 42‑day countdown following the last confirmed case testing negative twice for the virus or, in this situation, after the evacuation of the confirmed case. This period is then followed by heightened surveillance. WHO requests that this headline be retracted and corrected. It is an inaccurate interpretation of the X post made by the WHO Regional Director for Africa. @WHOAFRO
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No be life you dey live so
FACETIME ME MAKE I SEE NEEPUU
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This guy😂😂😂😂
OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming” FBI nice try
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Ilorin
Is this Yobe state?
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Odogwu retweeted
The face and her side piece socialcensus.app
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January is around the corner. We all have the chance to fix this.
Another brilliant young man lost due to poor medical care.. Whatever you do, pray against getting into critical health condition in this country.
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