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Joined June 2009
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Boy i forgot he used to move like this lol
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feel old yet? 🎮 #GTAVI
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Imagine Aaron Rodgers pulls a Peyton Manning and wins his 2nd Super Bowl in his last season
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Aaron Rodgers is deadass in hell. Ain’t no way 😭😭😭
How often does a WR get shaded/bracketed/doubled and their separation on true single-coverage no secondary help plays
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when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey
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BATTINSON STAY WITH ME
The future of Matt Reeves’ ‘THE BATMAN’ trilogy is reportedly uncertain following James Gunn and Peter Safran’s exit from DC Studios. Reeves previously discussed plans for a trilogy, but it remains unclear whether the new leadership will continue those plans. (Via: @Variety)
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Replying to @itszaeok
bookmarking this, you’ll see how wrong you were in 3 years
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half of what james gunn is announcing will never see the light of day im crying so bad
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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Aaron Rodgers being from the 2005 NFL Draft class and still doing this is INSANE. Rodgers currently has more passing yards (1,871) than Josh Allen and more TD’s (13) than Patrick Mahomes. The Steelers QB SHOULD NOT be able to make these throws at 42 years old 😳🤯
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Funniest game of all time
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DEMONS: The #Steelers defense was PISSED OFF after the #Browns elected to receive the opening kickoff. “They want the ball? They want the ball? You kidding me?” Pittsburgh’s defense went on to DOMINATE Cleveland, recording 8 sacks and forcing turnovers
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LeBron was drinking wine and shaking ass tonight (literally)
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funniest human on this planet 😭😭😭the way you see his brain work before he asks is frying me
NO WAY MPJ started shooting his shot mid interview 😂😂😂
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Dawg the Steelers are going to the superbowl
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Shawty said she don't wanna guard KD every night
In house dick ain’t supposed to be big.
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Should never see this man in another jersey EVER
DARNELL WASHINGTON MOVING
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