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They say I'm funny, though I mostly chat nonsense & hope for the best. Charmingly irregular. Does occasional retro game reviews for @RetroHutch

London
Joined November 2009
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New video! Do you like retro video games, spies, Christmas, and a horrific amount of fish puns? Well have I got the treat for you! My retrospective look at James Pond II - Codename Robocod, for the #MegaDrive. #RetroGaming #SegaGenesis #xmas youtu.be/MEHaKpIiZyM?feature…
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RIP Allan Ahlberg & thanks for being so wonderful
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GoldenEye running at 240FPS already. 👀
Got it working right, there's still a lot to be done though.
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Luigi Mangione shouldn’t have gone to McDonald’s.
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Rik Mayall’s letter to Bob Geldof, 26th November 1984. Taken from Letters of Note, by Shaun Usher #rikmayall #BandAid40 #BandAid
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No context Yes, How Can I Help:
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I'm terribly sorry, I've thought of a pun. What do you do if your beef stops working? Turn it stroganoff again.
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25 years later, our little movie, 'The Blair Witch Project,' is FINALLY being released as we always intended. Here are details for the curious.
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‘The next one is the wheelchair’ not what you expect to hear in the #NHS. I’m a the next patient or a wheelchair user or even the next patient is a wheelchair user. I am not ‘the wheelchair’. @NHSEngland please educate your staff better. Thanks!
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Top 10 Tracks From Nintendo Music for Your Sex Playlist hard-drive.net/hd/top-10-tra…
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Currently producing enough flatulence to power a small cruise ship for several round-the-world trips. Might change my name to British Gas.
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It’s kind of terrifying that @TeamYouTube can terminate a channel with no warning, no explanation and no human contact. I hope this gets resolved.
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NEW: Queen Elizabeth II thought Boris Johnson "better suited to the stage" than politics and two days before her death, after he resigned, she told a senior courtier in jest: "At least that idiot won't be organising my funeral." 1/ thetimes.com/uk/politics/art…
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the Queen calling Boris Johnson “that idiot” just before she died has made my day 😄
NEW: Queen Elizabeth II thought Boris Johnson "better suited to the stage" than politics and two days before her death, after he resigned, she told a senior courtier in jest: "At least that idiot won't be organising my funeral." 1/ thetimes.com/uk/politics/art…
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My nearest bus stop is near a local dealers house. I'll stare at whoever is at the door until they look in my direction and I'll quickly look away and touch my ear like I'm an undercover cop on a stake out. In the 2 years I've been doing this I've made 3 people walk away quickly
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Releasing this Halo 2 E3 demo is one of the best things to happen in games this year. It’s difficult to describe the impact this demo had on us Halo fans back in the day. On this 20th anniversary of Halo 2, it’s a treat.
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My mum found a small bag of weed in my bedroom as a teen. Before she could confront me, I found where she'd hidden it and swapped the contents for moss from the garden. Then I claimed it was a prop for a film we were doing in media studies.
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New MCU Film Casually Mentions All the Eternals Died in Off-Screen Car Crash hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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