Name a superhero without “man” in their name

You keep quote tweeting me because you're hoping some of your gay boyfriends are going to jump in and help you out. Help you desperately need cuz you've lost every single round with me. Everyone can see your quote tweet for what it is, a plea for help.

No I haven't. I've not even come close to the Tomb of Horrors which is in the setting. Nevermind the reality bending possibilities of a beholder. You've just always played on easy mode.

In 2024, Bear 32, also known as Chunk, was observed eating 45 sockeye salmon in 10.5 hours from Brooks River in Katmai National Park & Preserve. At an estimated average of 3,000 calories per fish, Chunk consumed around 135,000 calories in that one sitting.

“She foided around the room hypergamousley”

aw geez its rick and morty in magic #MTGxStarTrek

Bushwhackin today

As a Chud who’s Black and whose heritage in this great nation has bestowed upon me an intimate familiarity with concepts such as ownership and freedom, I can say with confidence that Sucker Punch hiring this retarded sheprog did not stir within me a sense of being owned. Rather, the decision inclined me to associate her specific brand of idiocy with Sucker Punch. Whatever goodwill I might have afforded them prior to their decision to bring her on was squandered by the decision itself. My money—my financial agency—remains outside their reach and on my person; its usage remains at my discretion. Rather than them owning me, it feels as though they failed to lure me onto their boat. Once I saw Ishii and Drew Harrison already aboard that accursed vessel, there was no chance I was getting on. They’ve failed to even capture me, let alone hold me in bondage.

My 3 D&D World Championships as a Paladin suggest that I have an idea or two.

Americans’ alcohol consumption falls to its lowest level since 1939, per Gallup.

Only if you had a shit DM who doesn't understand encounter design

Every edition of D&D has had the role system, 4E was just honest about it.

Men these days are different. The moment you say no, they’re gone. No begging, no pleading, no chasing. This generation of men will accept your rejection so fast, you’ll start wondering if they ever wanted you in the first place.

Breaking news to all the AirBnB haters: You pay for the cleaning in the price of the room at a hotel. It’s not free. And to compare billion dollar businesses that have cleaning staff at scale to a mom and pop operator is ridiculous.