Management for Zombies, the most important book on management theory and leadership of the undead. Written by Dave Flomberg.
Denver, CO
Joined November 2012
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Curious what your CEO sees when (s)he looks at you? Use @WalkingDead_AMC 's new zombification app. ow.ly/gQbve #zombies #management
Delegation=Make others do your work while you take credit for success and deflect accountability for failure. bit.ly/mFORz #zombies
Great. I got my tie stuck in the shredder again. And by "tie," I meant Harold from marketing's neck-wrinkles. #zombies #management
It's New Year's Eve. Clear out your Q4 riff-raff now with a sweet layoff! Start your year off free of dead weight. #zombies #management #psa
Use color in your charts. Sure, zombies are color blind, but your peers and superiors likely aren’t. #management #PSA #zombies
Start 20% below market value; force the zombie to negotiate up. What's lousier than zombie work ethic? Zombie negotiation skills #management
NEVER allow anonymity. That’s how zombies find hiding places, then pop out & eat your face at the most inopportune times. #psa #management
360° review: The circle-jerk of the review process, if the end result was people bleeding from backstabbing wounds. #management #zombies
Fiscal Cliff meet Dairy Cliff. Congress: Do your job, or we're gonna start milking you and eating your brains. bloom.bg/W6bPiR #PSA
Fired for being too hot is one thing. What about being fired for looking too delicious? slate.me/VmxZkp #management #zombies #nom
Sometimes I chew on my pen cap. And by "pen cap," I mean, "Dolores from accounting's wrinkly face." #confession #zombies
Remember: call it "strategic restructuring" so it sounds smart when you do your q4 layoffs. bloom.bg/RG4aMM #tips #management #zombies
In meetings, I've been holding my shirt collar like Bane in Dark Knight Rises. It's freaking people out. #management #tips
@Daley_Archive knows how to treat a zombie worker. Way to dehumanize! lat.ms/SSk3fS