Wednesday is the day to get out and vote if you’re a man who’s had his weĩner cut off in an attempt to become a woman. November 4th. 8:00 a.m. sharp.
This electi0n has been as bad as a presidenti@l one. Calls, texts. If you’re unsure of who to v0te for by now then maybe just stay home.
If you’re ever feeling down, look up “Read the Index Card” on TikTok. You’ll automatically feel better.
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY
I JUST WENT THROUGH MY NEPHEW’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND AN AUBURN FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP IN THERE
He thinks he’s something with those sunglasses on, and I absolutely love it! 😂 Happy early Halloween! 🏁🎃
#boymom #Halloween
I will go way out of my way to avoid talking to someone from high school or college whom I have no interest in seeing. I absolutely hate small talk.
My favorite WS win of all time. Go #Braves!!
On this day 1995, Skip Caray and Joe Simpson called it:
"Grissom on the run... Yes! (x6) The Atlanta #Braves have given you a championship!"
Atlanta beat Cleveland in six games to win the #WorldSeries.
I love eating at people’s houses who grow their own food. Everything just tastes better when it’s fresh.
Saw a TikTok where someone made a cake out of Gushers. How fat do you have to be to think “Hey, let’s mix like 200 gushers to make a cake.” Deebetus.