Wallowing in my own crapulence || A Song of Ice and Fire @NotACastASOIAF || he/they

Chicago
Joined May 2009
So…
Don't let people mispronounce your name.
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There are too many charts. No more charts. We have chart psychosis. xitter.cf/startkyIeorton/status/…
Replying to @robertmays
@robertmays oh this checkdown and air yards rant is outstanding hook it to my veins
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30 years ago today, Kang - in disguise as presidential candidate Senator Bob Dole -- heroically declared “abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.” “Treehouse of Horror VII” first aired October 27, 1996.
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Gonna be really annoyed if the Bears don’t make a big trade ngl and I don’t think Mack is quite big enough
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean there are costumed lunatics roaming the streets and you, my best friend, are gay and love cock??
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Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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ugghhhh kissing his face4 billion times
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아기 성게는 새로운 집이 아직 낯설기만 하다
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hate it when a lib is like "we're just asking you to concede on minor issues like sports and bathrooms" mf you're talking about SEGREGATION
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Arkadaşımın kediler… sarı olanı sonradan sahiplendiler siyah olan zeytin olayı hiç sorgulamadı bile doğrudan makama oturttu dkkddmlröd
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it is NOT time of sit and work ‼️ it is time of play and pet a benny worm ‼️
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Guess who farted in my lap then looked up and squeaked at me
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put his ass in vogue
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lesbians that should be in jail
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"cats use their whiskers to tell if a gap is too tight to squeeze through" okay bro
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girl who sniffs you
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Gizmo in the fridge, trynna be orange juice
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i think it's closing for a litany of well discussed reasons but man every newspaper in the world sending a reporter to gawk at the covid conscious lesbian bar for a story really did leave an awful taste in my mouth
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