Which one of you all need a marten in the engine compartment of their car?

This is how I look when I'm getting snacks from the kitchen btw

The pest control people knocked super hard on my door literally just a second ago and it woke me up but I thought the world was ending in my barely-awake state.

He doesn't want man to know the secrets of fire. What an imbecile 💔💔💔💔💔

Martentists reveal the HAIIIII HAIIIIIII HELLO HAI HAIIIIIIIIIIII HELLOOOOOO HAIIIIIIIIIIIIOOO YIPPEEEE HAIIIIIIIIIIIIOO HOWRE YOU

I need help identifying this creature, is this a marten?

I don't want to do a presentation today I want to curl up on a cut stump and sleep like a poof

Me: "Oh no! There's enemy aircraft and I'm not sure how to deal with them! Whatever shall I use?" The Ever-Helpful Heat-Seeking Missile:

AYEAUYEA

I'm sitting on my parking garage's roof eating Qdoba and seeing the sun set I don't understand why more people don't just hang out outside for like 30 minutes and just appreciate the world around them

FUUUUUUCK YOU!!!! IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR STUPID BOX!!!!!!

Holy trust is so real

Wielding Excalibur but its fluffy and angrier than I thought

What do I have to do to be a silly creature that wiggles around when being pet?

Slapping your arm because I'm EVIL and HATE ARMS

Omg guys I'm famous you all should stop by my stream this evening in like 30-40 minutes :3

I need help identifying this creature is this an otter?

Ambushing my professor for assigning me the work in the class that I pay to go to

Mort