24 || unc at large | hǎo jíle

Florida, USA
Joined May 2016
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The drunk internal dialectic when I'm wearing straight drag on a night out
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Zinc Zinc Zinc Zinc
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Gonna start blocking if i see that "when you get so healed" meme, this is aesthetic terrorism don't pmo
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They're calling him whiteboy of the week
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Hung you say? He was fujoshi-ed OUT
In true hellish fashion it's hung too
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*porn director pulling me aside* look man, take the hat off and stop using magic to make the extras h- (At director's crotch) CIALIS TOTALIS!
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Marcus the Grey retweeted
Love this dude, we should all aspire to be more like him
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4 years, 5 evil bisexual roommates, pondering common factors
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Judicially Reviewing that ass
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Optimal number of crushes to have at any given point
16%0
51%1-2
16%3-5
18%5+
45 votes • Final results
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What if we were both Marcus and we made out crazy-style
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Idea: 90-min video essay on the ideology of Team Rocket with a thesis on how socioeconomic political state of the world informs the form and function of antagonists in media which then devolves into a Lacanian psychoanalysis concerning a certain box-chested, aspie homunculus
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Chat, what am I to you
24%Coffee
18%Wine
24%Milk
35%Soda
17 votes • Final results
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Baby shoes: owieee they don't fit
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I have a good eye for perversion, because I am a pervert
People order martinis like they’re perverts
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didn't take his zonc
Remember to take ur zinc gayboy
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Remember to take ur zinc gayboy
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Madam Pelosi, We have seized Paxton's bootleg Cialis and Infowars imortality pills
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