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The Onion hostile takeover of InfoWars. Michael Farmer is a British peer known as Lord Farmer. His son George is married to Candace Owens. [REDACTED] Event that Rhymes with Randy Book. The rainbow logo launched Tuesday. The frogs are gay. Draw your own org chart.
what is the occult
the occult is "hidden knowledge"
it's literally hiding in books
so you have to quietly and
contemplatively sneak up on
it slowly over a lifetime
that's the great work
you can do it!
A Star Trek actor’s death, described as following a “short journey” with Alzheimer’s disease and Lewy body dementia, has prompted speculation about the circumstances. His family’s account describes a peaceful farewell surrounded by loved ones and music.
His past advocacy for assisted dying has led some to wonder whether he made a deliberate choice, but that account alone doesn’t establish how he died.
The communal setting and live music suggest a carefully planned farewell.
#TheOffice songs
1 Car Wash Rose Royce
2 Cat People (Putting Out Fire) David Bowie
3 Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) C+C Music Factory
4 Climb On Board the Train Destination Soul
5 Boy Hangover Lester Lewis feat. Bonnie McKee
6 I'll Do You Like a Truck Geo da Silva
Pam’s Labyrinth begs the question:
If the cast of The Office dressed as
Labyrinth characters
for an office costume party?
Michael Scott as
David Bowie Goblin King Jareth
seems obvious.
Pam as Sarah? Dwight as Hoggle?
CAST THE REST OF THE OFFICE in Labyrinth parts
The "Hindu Stanis" coinage was omitted as slur-adjacent. The "erection day" pun was retained in the editorial notes.
Somewhere between the betting odds and the returns, a Charlie Brown meme turns into Lucy selling Viagra on election day. Vote harder. The blue wave hits.
This is election night when you've been paying attention for twenty-five years and stopped expecting a different result.
