Former Miss America. Funniest guy I know. I curse, A LOT. Cover your ears kids, we're dropping F bombs over here. Opinions are those of the voices in my head.
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28 Days Later. Fantastic film. Great social commentary. Taught and tense from start to finish.
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It's finally happened. Jamie Sale has finally completely chewed off her top lip.... I bet it tasted like conspiracy theories and @TheoFleury14 's ass....
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Lo and behold, it was NOT the @Vikings year. I am SHOCKED.... SuperBowl count remains stagnant at zero.
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Do these "Alpha Males" listen to themselves? It's downright parody now. Candy gender assignment? It's sooo Alpha to believe your cany has a penis & to only want penis candy to pass your lips!
I am DONE with M&M's!
Not one M&M will pass my lips until Mars issues a formal apology and releases an all-male package of M&M's to demonstrate their commitment to gender equality.
These female M&M's are a slap in the face to men everywhere. We MUST band together and boycott!
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Shit. I must have overslept again. 2023 WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO???
AND Michael Hutchence was alive in 2023??
Life comes at you fast.
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In these moments, if the child gets bit, the dog gets blamed. Such a shame.
A disciplined dog & an undisciplined child; makes my blood boil. (from (@UltraDane)
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How about you don't fucking drink and drive. Then you have zero chance of being issued a DUI regardless of what vehicle you drive.
This is dumber than dumb.
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Meanwhile the GOP & their voters are trying to decide between
"Good, down with BIG PHARMA!" or "He's trying to destroy capitalism and trickle down economics!". Heads will explode....
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders, incoming chair of the Senate Committee overseeing health care, has written Moderna urging it to halt its vaccine price increase from $26 to $130. He calls out that the vaccine costs just $2.85 to produce, and that public funds subsidized its development.
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I gotta give @netflix credit. They made a docuseries about the Royal Family. Then they flooded the North American market with it. In the process they made an entire country hate one side of the family or the other, a country that for nearly a decade, could not have cared less.
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You think the President owes you something? The only people who owe you something are the families of the people you murdered.... And you aren't gonna like what it is.
#31. Kyle Rittenhouse complains that Joe Biden won’t take his call: “I reached out to him several times. Nothing. Crickets. It just shows how much of a man he is to not sit down and talk to a 19 year old.”
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Lost in all this misery is the fact that Quay Walker might end up with the biggest fine of the year. Seriously. After all that happened with trainers this week, he shoves one while they are helping a player. Make that fine six digits at least.
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All of the football world can rejoice. We will not have to watch another minute of the gong show known as the @packers for at least 6 months. They did not deserve to play another game this season. Out worked, out coached, out hussled, out schemed.
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