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I love the Hawks and Chicken Sandwich’s. that’s about it.🐥 | #GoHawks | #MJV4Prez| #FuckNebraska | #Dak4MVP | #ThunderUp

Joined November 2021
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Why did I just drive past a car wash and it was completely full, 10:30 on a Friday and that’s the busiest spot I drive by? Has to get this off my chest
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Im already preparing Sunday to be the worst hangover of all time
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Hand Bam a water
A'ja Wilson on her altercation with a fan in Game 2 vs. the Fever, via @robinlundberg: "If I see a man come at me, taking steps towards me and pointing at me... I don’t give a damn what you said … It's unacceptable."
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Do our die. Hank brown are you a man or a muppet.
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IOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LEIGHTON JONES WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY LOCK IN
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Tyler Brown is Adolf Hitler.
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I love just hitting a nasty parallel park, tight space with a fat SUV and you just nail it.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is almost upon us….. There is Hawkeye football THIS WEEK
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Insider source says young thug album this weekend or next
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Pryce Sandfort and Cade Kelderman were the last people I expected to see at good ole Prairie Meadows
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James Harden for the 1,956th time. Are you a man or a louse. Because you’ve been a mouse for the past 10 years man
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Shoutout to Joel Embiid.
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I think I have a drinking problem
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Marcus Johnson V retweeted
Father Time’s record: 9,879,987,561,217,987,354 and 1
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I really love when you are writing a paper and hit peak typing efficiency, no misspells and you are just dialed in
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Get Jason Kelce out of the fucking masters. Gimme Jim Nantz and peace
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Marcus Johnson V retweeted
Bennett Stirtz following Iowa’s magical run to the Elite Eight: “If you wanna be a great point guard, you should come to Iowa. If you wanna be a great player, a great big, a great shooter, come play for Iowa. This coaching staff is the best in the country, so, why wouldn’t you?”
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The engine of a legendary Hawkeye run ❤️ Thank you, Bennett Stirtz 👏 #MarchMadness
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