@Marcus___007

'The light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train' If you hate this 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇲 You're not my people

 A World with 2 genders.
Joined May 2024
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If you were a teen in the 80s, like I was, you're gonna love this. Had a shit day? Got 4 minutes? Turn up the volume and take a fantastic walk down memory lane. I bet you can name every movie, cartoon and character. When the World was full of wonder
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Wait, you came on my show and said Harry's family were allegedly racist but didn't mention you knew your dad was an alleged Peadophile?
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Hey Russia. Can we have that 3 day power cut starting tonight at 9pm, just before Burnham goes on Gogglebox please. But power back by Monday for Bargain Hunt. You're gonna get blamed anyway, this way, most Brits will thank you.
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Imagine thinking you're the coolest guy in France But you look like a retarded gay Will from the Inbetweeners Fucking lol
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Be the white middle class French boy. Join the rioters. Cos you're all in this together. Right? You know, Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite. And get thrown out the vid. Because you're not needed anymore. Suicidal empathy in real time. Fucking lol.
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If only there had been signs of the demographic change in France.
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A peacefully protesting French schoolboy gently moves reporter aside so he can send an internationally recognised message to the World Meaning "please send school books and a pencil case"
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As France stares into the Abyss. Know one thing. Cometh the hour. Cometh the man.
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The US invent flying cars you say? The UK - Hold my fkn beer
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In the UK it would've taken longer to get Dave from 'Health n Safety' to sign off the ramp being built than it took Elon to build the flying car that flew off it.
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We generally judge people whether they are a traitor or a faithful You have a clean slate. Use it wisely.
Miranda Hart
@mermhartOct 14
I haven’t been on twitter for years. What do we do here?
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Her entire family arrived here as refugees, fleeing Muslim oppression in Somalia. Not one born here, but she's a "British-Somali" We gave her a home and a life here. Away from the Muslim horrors of her ancestral land. Yet she swore her oath on a Quran. She's laughing at us.
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Tennessee prison - "Lessons have been learned, changes have been made."
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I was flying in economy & the most beautiful woman I've ever seen ended up seated next to me We got chatting and her boyfriend used his AirMiles, bagged an upgrade & left her down the back I want to give him a shout out Because that's how I joined the mile high club
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He's going to say it was Zack Polanski isn't he. 😉
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Strange that the police who can't ban people from attending a pro Palestine march in London were able to ban Israeli Macabbi fans from attending a football match in Birmingham. Funny that.
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Fuck sake. Not happy enough with a middle seat, horny Karen paraplegic also bags the window seat.
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Is he out on bail yet?
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If you live in Gosport. Dial 999 and ask for an ambulance. If you have to wait more than 90 seconds for one to arrive, you're not an immigrant.
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WasAcop
@WasAcopOct 4
🚨We are now in a place where a whole town gets locked down by the Government for a boat that has not arrived…. Gosport. Haslar Bridge shut. Coaches at Fort Blockhouse. Masks banned. A dispersal order on the entire town until 7am Tuesday. Anyone who wants to stand there is sent to a car park. If not you’re threatened with arrest.. The boat is still in French waters. The government will not even say this is the landing. Last time, they took the people to Dover.
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I'm no political expert, but I think it's fair to say the Greens have lost the Jewish vote.
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