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An A grade, 5 star, 1st class novelty act.

Brisbane
Joined January 2012
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Replying to @LordsofStrut
What a cream dream! “@LordsofStrut: Sandwiched by the greats @MarioQOTC @varietycabaret #wbf2016 https://xitter.gq/t.co/DKCvtVqV8d”
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Clarke McFarlane retweeted
W/Captain Frodo & Mario Queen of the Circus after a phenomenal night of @lasoireelive. Go see, best thing ever.
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I answered all these questions right about @lasoireelive : tinyurl.com/jldraqh
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I'm starting to look at people twiddling on their phones in the same way I look at people picking their noses.
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Clarke McFarlane retweeted
THIS is the kind of CIRCUS we need. No animal abuse. Just brilliant Humans. GO SEE IT ! southbankcentre.co.uk/whatso… Bri
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@olliek76 true enough, but the # trend needs to read this article, #powerless Here it is again #ViveLaFrance theguardian.com/books/2015/j…
Sex and love are like wine and cheese, perfect together. But I also enjoy wine with a really nice piece of meat.
Happy Shag a Stranger Day everybody!
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Trouble in paradise, my balls itch.
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Sometimes I feel old, then I think, ‘would they mention my age in a headline if I got beaten up on the bus? Nope?…Go get ‘em grasshopper.’
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Today I'm enjoying the simple pleasures: blufin tuna steak with Krug and Cara Cara mimosas on the Papagayo Peninsula in Costa Rica and Yeats
Unless you keep it refrigerated.
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