Mark Hasty

Welcome new followers! I'll just warn you now that sometimes my feed is like this:

When the season started I had it figured that Iowa would be 3-3 at the halfway point of the season. The worst it will be is 4-2 and I can see 5-1 if jet lag isn't too big of a factor. Not mad that Iowa lost to a team that is clearly better than it.

does anybody still put MILK on their CEREAL? In 2026??!!!!?

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There are elephants all around us. And these aren't my crayons.🦋

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Snozzberries.

I've gone private. You can find me where the skies are bluer. I'll post here occasionally just to keep my user name active. I ain't letting anyone else have it.

Daylight Saving Time is a secular conspiracy to keep Christians out of church twice a year

There's an obvious solution for Iowa's persistent offensive woes, but it's radical surgery.

No es facil ser tan brilante como yo

Elsewhere in college football, Illinois State (Iowa's week 1 opponent) beat Western Illinois 51-34 today. WIU lost to Indiana by *74* points last week.

I don't get FS1 and I guess that's a good thing?

Reminder: it's always too soon to be wrong.