So easy to play this game, just pick the obvious assets & see 131p coming in. What is so hard on this?

Fleetwood beating Arsenal. Lmao 😂😂😂

Hey @grok, could you roughly estimate what percentage of my followers are Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers? Also, based on my content, would you say my account is purely focused on FPL?

Who wants to know how much your 𝕏 account is ACTUALLY worth? Check 👉 myaccworth.com Then DROP YOUR VALUE SCREENSHOT IN THE COMMENTS. Let’s see who’s sitting on a goldmine! 💸👇

99% of FPL managers are still sitting in the corner of their living room, staring into the void. 💀 Palmer got sent off. Groß scored an own goal. JP didn’t even show up. There’s a real chance they won’t recover before the end of the week. 😭 Meanwhile, the rest of us are collecting FREE green arrows. 📈🟢 WHO’S STILL ALIVE AND WELL IN THAT 1%? SHOW YOURSELVES 👇😂

Growing on 𝕏 is easier when we support each other, FPL managers 🤝🚀 I’ll be checking the replies. Who’s ready to GROW? 👀🔥

🔥 Guess the HIGHEST-SCORING baller in FPL GW9! 👇 Who’s going to cook this week? 👀⚽️

Almost 10% of my followers are premium. What is your current ratio?

Are we calling it X or still Twitter? 👀

It always gonna be TWITTER, nothing else.

DO NOT call me BRO. 😤 I genuinely can’t stand it, and I will lose my mind if you do. Please don’t call me that in the comments either. You’ve been warned.

Fill in. I am transferring out JP for ……..

🚨Manchester United have decided to stick with Michael Carrick. The hierarchy is giving him more time to fix the mess. Loyalty… or just delaying the inevitable? #MUFC #Carrick

⚠️ FPL ALERT João Pedro is OUT for a few weeks with a thigh injury, confirmed by Xabi Alonso. Owners — time to act, what’s your move?

Mbappé’s team after realizing Kylian just fucked it up and China pulled La Liga off TV 😂 One meme. Three sponsors gone. Whole league blacked out. Worth it?

Kylian Mbappé just apologized for calling Mao Zedong a “Chinese dictator.” A man responsible for 40–80 million deaths is still untouchable in China. Mbappé lost sponsors and La Liga got pulled off TV. Is this respect… or pure commercial damage control? Your honest take? 👇

Thierry Henry might have just talked himself out of ever getting another presenting gig. Asking Yamal that question was completely out of line. Shameful, disrespectful, and totally unnecessary. 🤦‍♂️ What do you think?