Hey I haven’t seen the inside of that place since I was there

My to-do list for this week continues to grow. Two long meetings tonight. Need to write a cover letter by Friday. I have a headache. Not prepared to drink like a sailor this weekend. Scared that barber will fuck me up and foid will ghost me. Sleep schedule is off-kilter.

My buddy told me his ex got fat so I asked to peep the IG

Sunset was beautiful… just like the Workday app

It has been nine days since I was heavily intoxicated

How I’ve felt sitting on my couch all day while pounding diet cokes

Ate box after the bar last night

Found this while cleaning out my car today

I’m a big fan of this new genre of Chinese CFB coverage

Good evening

He’s real

Everything shower incase Obama sees me tomorrow

Been driving all day. Weekend trip to Cleveland

Funkman’s Friday Feelings: You’ll know if it’ll work based on what pen she uses

Lunch

My friend and I greet each other by doing this. It is Trump’s only lasting contribution to my life

Brought a co-ed home after a wonderful date and postgame. Roommate was in the room.