The Light

Nigeria
Joined April 2012
Take A Chance On Me
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A poor man in Norway 🇳🇴 will not stand by the roadside to look at a Ferrari 😩😩😩
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I see PERIWINKLE
If Kane goes to Bayern and they fix their DM situation he’ll win the Ballon dor
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"I only post transfer news"
📲😎 Lamine Yamal on TikTok after the ceremony.
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Keyword: Every Pastor na fraud. All of them! Even your Nysdhsh and your Hallelujah challenge pastors! All nonsense frauds! Nonsense!!
Please what did I hear…This episode go cause wahala Wednesday no far
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Gabriel Magalhaes the 21st best player in the world, but Bruno Fernandes, who won best player in the Premier League, is No. 27!! Those that voted for that scam have blood on their hands! Nonsense!!
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An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000). Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000). Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all. The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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New handshake spotted 👀 #DavidRaya | #BenWhite | @Arsenal
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This guy is not a messenger of God. He is just a self acclaimed pastor
"Muslims are going to hell. There's no nice way to put it" — Nigerian Pastor.
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9 corners in first half Won either halves Won both halves Arteta yellow 1up 2 up Don’t score 3 without reply Over 3 yellow card Score both halves Over 5 yellow cards 28 shots Hit woodwork Arsenal straight win Arsenal win or draw Either team win So what exactly did you play 😭😭😭
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Even if you want to “aid mobilization” is it 2026 Prado you need? These people don’t even care, they want us to know we are nothing and they can’t even be bothered to act as if they give a fuck
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Condolences to Manchester United on their consistency in finding a way to lose but their game is entertaining to watch at least.
Congratulations to Arsenal on their consistency in finding a win but their game is so boring to watch
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Konsa coming to Arsenal has been so good for Eze! They’re roommates anytime they meet up for the English national team, and now they’re teammates at Arsenal. Eze is a happy, chilled guy, but he’s more happy now!! I love it!
Waking up after yesterday 🕺
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Fans pay money to watch this clowns
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FUNNIEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!
Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
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Arsenal has won all its matches since Brighton taught the world how to beat Arsenal 😹😹😹😹
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Person dey enjoy him guy wedding you dey crash out. Some of una get mental illness.
DAVIDO, IT'S A WEDDING! YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER FGS!
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I’m sure Manchester United fans don’t care that they are losing. They are getting entertained. Which is the most important thing.
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My favorite one season wonder
Cole Palmer in PL big 6 matches since joining Chelsea in 2023. United 6x - 2 NPG. Arsenal 5x - 0 NPG Liverpool 3x - 0 NPG Man City 6x - 0 NPG Tottenham 5x - 0 NPG (1 Red Card) 2 Non Penalty Goal in 25 (TWENTY FIVE) matches since 23/24. THE MOST PROTECTED FOOTBALLER IN THE PL
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“He looks like Saliba, let’s buy him” 😭
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Replying to @teetalksunited
You can entertain us against Bournemouth tomorrow
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