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Manchester, England
Joined February 2009
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Sean Lock once brutally mocked David Walliams' children's books for relying on fart jokes. In this old stand-up routine, Lock makes fun of Walliams' writing before pitching his own ridiculous book ideas, and with Walliams facing renewed public scrutiny over recent allegations, the clip has resurfaced with an unexpected connection. Funny how old comedy routines can suddenly become part of today's conversation.
Russell Brand was asked about American politics, but apparently, he had much bigger things on his mind… including his cat and the entire universe. In this hilarious appearance on CONAN, Brand admits he didn't even follow the election because he was too busy dealing with an incident involving his cat. You can already tell this wasn't going to be a conventional political conversation. When Conan tries to get his thoughts on government, Brand takes things in a completely unexpected direction. Instead of offering the usual political analysis, he suggests that monkeys, children or even clockwork mice could take on leadership roles. But he isn't finished. Brand then takes the conversation from Washington all the way into outer space, bringing up the Hubble Space Telescope and the enormous scale of the universe. His point, Compared with the vastness of the galaxy, human political drama can seem incredibly small. And just when Conan thinks he can steer the conversation back on track, Brand starts making some rather unexpected comments to people in the audience! That's the Russell Brand experience: unpredictable answers, unusual observations and absolutely no guarantee that a conversation will go where you expect. But here's a question: Is Brand making a deeper point about how small our political disagreements are, or is he simply enjoying the chaos.
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This is an absolute masterpiece. 10/10. No notes
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We are in an infinite loop.
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This team man
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Just look at the replies. The Ornstein pre-AI memes era were cultural heritage. The kind we should print & send into space for an alien civilization to find. The true golden pre COVID era. Life peaked & we realised it after it was all gone.
EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan agrees move to Arsenal in a deal that will see Gunners forward Alexis Sanchez go opposite way. It’s a straight swap, no money involved. Paperwork complete, Mkhitaryan will undergo a medical over the next 2 days #MUFC #AFC
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New season, same old mistakes from this united side.
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Seeing the guy who did No Limit album covers walk you through the layers in Photoshop 1 is a dream
Meet the man who designed 20,000 album covers
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I just want to watch football.
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Wayne speaking for the nation
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Is the second half tomorrow?
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Not like this man. FFS.
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Back here again.
Here's what you're going to do. You're going to go into the transfer market and buy a defensive midfielder. Not a box-to-box player. Not someone who does a bit of tackling and running, but a true defensive midfielder. A number six. No more, no less. Do you understand?
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All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy
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WE MOVE!!!!!!
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Every Australian player that allowed a fucking 18yo take one over them is a coward who should never get another cap
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Craziest 2nd half of the World Cup so far by a country mile, my word.
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It really deserves a moment of reflection that within 4 years Morocco went from smash and grabbing to stepping on the pitch and making the Netherlands bend the motherfucking knee
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Rest Up Tay Keith
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Qatar-Switzerland is very ‘finish your vegetables or you can’t have any Brazil-Morocco pudding’.
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Who knew Spursy would relate to basketball too
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