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I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.

Birmingham, AL
Joined August 2013
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Truth that needs be spat.
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i want you all to know that i had to program in an entire alternate launcher and a goofy patch script that redid how the game engine handles savefiles at the very last second to preserve steam cloud save compatibility jank as fuck BUT IT WORKS
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in a last-ditch, low-effort attempt to make a showing at this year's mandatory myths and stories' costume competition, birdnar arrived sporting what may be the most embarrassing cosplay we've ever seen. where are simpson's iconic pearl necklace? and her four fingled hand? unsurprisingly, birdnar placed dead-last out of over 2,500 competitors. (from ig @ owlpark_is_owlcafe_in_tokyo)
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Hello, @azumano_jam. Is it still possible to purchase Bag Closure anywhere at the present time? I notice that your Booth shop is currently set to private. I have checked other links but I cannot find a link to direct potentially interested players towards for buying the game.
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Everyone told Red, "You're a bird. You can't photosynthesize." They were right. But she still got this cool pic out of it.
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Ah shit. They took An American Werewolf In London off of Tubi! >;/ Seems like it's still on Fawsome and that site seems not to require an account so I reckon that'll probably cut the mustard.
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oh yeah, a ton of graphics got totally redrawn. no more "flwoers bloom here" typo, massive improvements to visuals everywhere in the 3.0 version
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ah I see what they’re gonna try to do now smh
Journo FILMS AIR DEFENSE SYSTEMS surrounding President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago — MISSILES READY and POINTED SKYWARD
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official EN launch annoucement store.steampowered.com/news/…
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A Learjet 60 private jet, en route from Texas to the Bahamas, crashed near Palm Beach this afternoon. The aircraft was in a steep dive at the time of the crash, descending at more than 30k feet per minute.
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Treating myself to some supplemental materials writing
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found this on the ground immediately 😭😭
i keep forgetting how beautiful ann arbor is omg
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You read any thread on here about the upcoming Alabama elections and tell me with a straight face that this State shouldn't be turned into a gigantic plane of radioactive glass.
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This corpulent troglodyte wouldn't know what the Hell to do if Alabama actually had an effective Communist party, and it should have one. It would force those professional bums in Montgomery to actually do some real work. 1819 News sounds like a nasty dishrag.
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Impossible to overstate how intentionally stupid you have to be to think communism has "infiltrated Alabama"
We’re going to have to purge the effeminacy from our churches It’s truly the biggest thing holding us back. Pastors like this are the reason communism has infiltrated our state with little to no resistance despite having a church on every corner.
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uh check check it..yeah
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Oh boy! This patch seems to be complete (or at least more complete, I dunno). Sounds like I should install this patch and take the game for a real, earnest spin. Thanks, All-bones Jones! :3
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it's out
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WARNING be care full tonight. Dracula and Ghost already try to break into ape home ape scream slam fists until monster stop moving big mess
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