Drinking like my brother obi wan tn

Low cortisol maxxing today. Woke up at 10 and cranked hog. Made a bomb ass breakfast then got a coffee. Now I’m playing starwars battlefront 2 with college football on in the background with my dog. Going out with friends tonight!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

DONT FUCKING TOY W MY EMOTIONS HOLY SHIT

Ahh yes the best Chinese food

OH MY GOD THIS SHIT IS SO ASS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Wowza. SOTD

Never been more lonely. Surrounded by ppl I love and I feel numb. My parents are separating. Not proud of it but man enough to admit it I probably need help but a year of therapy hasn’t improved me idk what will. Vodka soda lime.

Stay on target

Woke up on my buddies couch at 4:13am. Idk how we got home and my right arm is hurting. #whatdatmean

WHITE BOY GOT A 5K RAISE TODAY. HAPPY GLORIOUS FRIDAY. BOUTA GO TO A BEER GARDEN ON SATURDAY. NEVER KILL YOURSELF. WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE

Spoiler this shit was retarded

Lunchtime YouTube video is going to be great for this retard!

Yk I really don’t think me posting on my Instagram story is really going to change the outcome of the Cornell case. It’s fucked it up but what does me posting abt it do? “Oh he posted on IG oh he thinks rape is wrong” yeah no shit rape is bad, IG isn’t the moral authority on this

Oh yeah

Survivor changing its intro song is like when Pardon My Take stopped using Electric Avenue

SOTD. Kali rips

I PEED

I got my check engine lights on