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This is currently a Dolly Parton memorial account.

 Asheville, NC
Joined October 2010
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Not liking me is ablelist if you do not like me you are literally practicing eugenics
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[watching a random Tales From The Crypt episode] Hell yeah. Big budget anthologies rock. The Crypt Keeper is my little buddy. [watching several Tales From The Crypt episodes in a row] This is the definitive psychosocial atlas of the American baby boomer's collective unconscious.
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Rob@robrousseauNov 1
I know the people in Dawn of the Dead get all depressed and alienated because they are trapped in a consumer paradise that's a prison of their own design, but I'm built different. I think I'd be quite ok in there for some time
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zoe馃悪@pascalgremlinOct 31
this is KILLING ME FINALLY SOME PCLAFF FOR OUR HALLOWEEN
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Yaffa馃枛@archaicf0ssilOct 31
I love that everyone is posting the most philosophical TNG scenes so that new people can start the show and witness true peak storytelling: the Beverly sex ghost episode
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it鈥檚 funny that apart from the introduction of ethan, you鈥檇 think the buffy halloween episode is mostly filler and then three seasons later xander is still making life or death decisions based on his knowledge from his time as a soldier
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Yaffa馃枛@archaicf0ssilOct 29
Star Trek TNG is awesome because there are so many episodes that are full of nonsense and Patrick Stewart will be there delivering one of the greatest performances to ever grace tv with a monologue that will make you question your existence
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Nat@unfortunatalieOct 30
Somewhere, in a universe next to ours, a man who looks very much like Patrick Stewart wakes up from a long strange dream and begins playing the flute.
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amber@__amberlaughsOct 30
How many times do we gotta go through this? You being a Wilding and being in the Night鈥檚 Watch does not make you versatile, it makes you bisexual
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Me and all my boys rn
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literally anything to get to laurie dawg i'm crying
馃敧 馃巸 Mask & Marrow 馃拃 馃 (@MichaelMyersJS) profile picture馃敧 馃巸 Mask & Marrow 馃拃 馃
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Michael Myers Seen Paddleboarding Through Flooded SoCal Streets
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Theon is in a psychological horror. Jeyne is in a slasher. Ramsay is in a Bront毛 novel. Roose is in a Stoker novel. Walda is in a Jane Austen novel.
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Yo you can put that whole first Dead Man's Bones album on your Halloween Playlist. Every song fits right in.
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he鈥檚 so cute and proud of himself.
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in no universe, in no space or time, should captain kirk out live captain picard to boldly go, oh captain my captain
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How tf did Captain Kirk outlive Captain Picard
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Anyone who's ever made cupcakes should understand socialism perfectly. When you get to the last one & there's not enough batter to fill the cup you just take a little from all the others to even it out. Especially that first one you definitely overfilled.
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"There's going to be a Nuremberg for this administration" lol no there's not. They're going to stroll out of the white house & proceed to do whatever tf they want for the rest of their lives. Every single one of them.
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His name is Paul Newman
jen 馃巸馃巸馃巸 (@penandjen) profile picturejen 馃巸馃巸馃巸@penandjenOct 28
sexiest man alive implies there鈥檚 a sexiest man dead
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This plus that time Stalin starved several million people trying to prove plants were communist. Responsible for more dead communists than the CIA & contras combined lmao
Thag Simmons (@d_h_sanders) profile pictureThag Simmons@d_h_sandersOct 28
I'm not asking anyone to hate Mao or say he's the ultimate evil in the world. I just think you should acknowledge that you wouldn't handwave away any capitalist country that caused tens of millions of deaths in a few years by mandating its citizens forge iron in their yards.
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The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
Liste (@endliste) profile pictureListe@endlisteOct 27
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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