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Comedian (Makes silly videos)

Joined June 2020
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Women! Why do you decorate rooms like this? 🕯️
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I feel seen, but this sketch by @MatEwins is so good 😅
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This Friday! Double Bill #comedy 'Tech Experiments' @MatEwins + 'Songs With My Father' #LukeMcQueen @marksilcox See both @edfringe previews for just £10 - tickets selling fast! oldredliontheatre.co.uk/tech… – at Islington, London
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Very funny show, you should all go
Tonight @sohotheatre is sold out but come on Saturday!! Please sohotheatre.com/shows/crizar…
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✨Mat Ewins' Tech Experiments✨ 📅: 1st - 3rd March ⏰: 8:15pm 📍: @VAULTFestival 🎟️: vaultfestival.com/events/mat… @MatEwins #VAULTFestival #VAULTFestival2023
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How to hide from CCTV! Sneaky sneaky sneaky 🚷
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T-48hrs til @MatEwins lands at ours 💪🙌👏 Come and see for yourself if it truly is the "funniest show on (from) the fringe" (@brucedes) 👀
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It's Black Friday! I ordered some more cables for my show. Not sure why they've turned up in the form of a sad looking Batman. But also, @sohotheatre are doing 30% off all tickets with the code BF22. Come along! sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ew…
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"Sales are fine" my agent says, "but do another tweet". Sure! If any of my six followers haven't bought tickets, come and see my show next week - with videos like this (and watch till the end ffs) sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ew…
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If you're after a cheaper laugh, take a look at the Soho Theatre website for my sales. Gonna try and get these three guys sitting together by the end of the gig 🤞
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Christ! Even I'm not there one of the nights!
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Come see the last ever performances of the most dangerous show in town sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ew…
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Got embarrassed with reading the replies to the bot, so I disabled it. If you want more Ewins-based fun, I'm at @sohotheatre 28 Nov - 3 Dec. Get your tickets here: sohotheatre.com/shows/mat-ew…
What a treat, the 'special tv name' was @harrietkemsley! Doing some new bits from their new tour show 'Flapjack' all about how much Britain loves flapjacks, masterful stuff.
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Heading to the Spaghetti Theatre in Falmouth, with Caroline Necklaces and @PatricKielty.
Recorded an ep of Frazzle Robinson's Cackle Hoedown Podcast with @millerickcomedy. Such a joy!
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Writing on the news quiz today, trying to work out if I should call the Prime Minister as useless as "a protractor made of mushrooms" or "a saddle made of gherkins"?
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Just got to The Railway And Curtain Pub for Chuckling Hamsters Comedy in Wolverhampton, on with Doctor Ferrets and @marksilcox.
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Difficult gig! The room was absolutely freezing to the point people were shivering, the promoter at Chuckling Hamsters Comedy was saying it's because there's hammers stuck in the air-con unit? Doesn't sound right to me?
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Pretty certain I just saw @ChrisBettsVs stealing some pythons from the lobby of my hotel in Wolverhampton