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Lawyer, Comedian, Lover, Nerd. Performing in both court rooms and bars across the land. He/Him.

Charlotte, NC
Joined September 2011
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It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
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I love orange drinks
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Has the U.S. economy, historically, been better under Republican presidents or Democratic presidents? A Republican financial analyst decided to find out. His name? Bart Starr, Jr. (Yes, the son of THAT Bart Starr.) The answer may surprise you.🧵
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“let’s check out Greensboro”
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We all have a story to tell....and now it's time to hear even more! 🌟 Very Important People season 2 premieres on @dropout on November 7th, starring @vicmmic ☕🪴 #VeryImportantPeople
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I have 0 children, and I will gladly pay my fair share of taxes if that means someone else child will get free lunch.
It's not free. It's paid for by taxpayers. And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children? Feeding your kids is the responsibility of parents. And if there are cases of social disadvantage where some kids aren't getting fed then we have a welfare system that needs to deal with it.
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With Netflix potentially cancelling ANOTHER show after 1 series, Bill Hader totally hit the nail on the head with this scene in Barry. If it's true about Kaos, then it's so disappointing as streamers aren't giving shows any time to develop an audience.
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incredible things are happening in japan
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"I know some of you might be expecting us to make a joke about whether The Bear is really a comedy...but in the true spirit of The Bear we will not be making any jokes" —Eugene Levy during his #Emmys opening monologue
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We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.
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Missing them both today. 😔
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James Earl Jones was an icon. He will always live on with his legacy of playing some of the greatest characters of all time. But we all know about his tremendous acting ability. So I want to talk about his heart. When we filmed Conan, I was the new kid on the block, and he couldn’t have been more welcoming. He was always willing to read lines with me in his trailer, and he always had the perfect acting advice. He was a fantastic mentor who taught me about the craft and about Hollywood. He didn’t have to do that, and it shows you how big his heart was. I’ll miss him, and I will never forget him.
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Introducing 2024’s Comedians You Should and Will Know! Two dozen of tomorrow’s stand-up, sketch, and online comedy superstars, according to Vulture and industry insiders. Learn their names now before they’re everywhere: trib.al/w98Rvdf
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Well done Scotland! ⤵️ 🤣🤣🤣
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Let’s make this guys life a little better
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Going off to work each morning like:
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Something came in the mail today...
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Every. Single. Time.
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