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The follow button is right there. just looking very nice. very evil. one single click. DO IT!
🎃 DAY 77: WE HAVE CONTACT! 🎃
BREAKING NEWS!
After 77 days, @DanhausenAD has FINALLY acknowledged @MatrixOvershock wearing his face for Halloween!
HE KNOWS MATRIX EXISTS!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Unfortunately, the follow button remains untouched.
Apparently, wearing a man’s face gets his attention, but clicking FOLLOW is where he draws the line.
WE’VE ACHIEVED EYE CONTACT. NEXT STOP: BASIC HUMAN INTERACTION.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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⚖️ DAY 76: THE PEOPLE VS. DANHAUSEN ⚖️
After 76 days, I’ve taken @DanhausenAD to imaginary court for refusing to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream.
Judge: “How does the defendant plead?”
Danhausen: “Very nice. Very evil.”
Judge: “And your evidence?”
Me: “76 consecutive posts, Your Honor.”
Judge: “That’s not evidence. That’s a cry for help.”
THE JUDGE SENTENCED ME TO 30 DAYS WITHOUT SOCIAL MEDIA.
Appeal filed immediately.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
🎃 DAY 75: THE MIDNIGHT CURSE 🎃
I almost missed Day 75.
Halloween is over. Midnight has passed. The spirits have returned to their graves.
But @DanhausenAD STILL hasn’t followed @MatrixOvershock or appeared on his stream.
At 11:59, a demon appeared and offered me one wish.
I said, “Make Danhausen follow Matrix.”
The demon checked his watch.
“Sorry, that level of evil requires management approval.”
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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🎃 DAY 75: THE MIDNIGHT CURSE 🎃
I almost missed Day 75.
Halloween is over. Midnight has passed. The spirits have returned to their graves.
But @DanhausenAD STILL hasn’t followed @MatrixOvershock or appeared on his stream.
At 11:59, a demon appeared and offered me one wish.
I said, “Make Danhausen follow Matrix.”
The demon checked his watch.
“Sorry, that level of evil requires management approval.”
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
🎃 DAY 74: THE HORROR MOVIE 🎃
After 74 days of asking @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I’ve discovered something terrifying.
Freddy attacks you in your dreams.
Jason stalks you at summer camp.
Michael Myers follows you home.
But Danhausen?
APPARENTLY HE DOESN’T FOLLOW ANYBODY.
Even the horror movie villains understand the assignment.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
Give the follow or I don your face tonight (with very nice thoughts that is)
🎃 DAY 74: THE HORROR MOVIE 🎃
After 74 days of asking @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I’ve discovered something terrifying.
Freddy attacks you in your dreams.
Jason stalks you at summer camp.
Michael Myers follows you home.
But Danhausen?
APPARENTLY HE DOESN’T FOLLOW ANYBODY.
Even the horror movie villains understand the assignment.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
Told you once @DanhausenAD Ill say it again. Follow me, or I steal your face tomorrow and wear it on my own. (im not that evil but I am very nice. I mean face paint)
🎃 DAY 73: TRICK OR TREAT 🎃
Halloween is almost here, and after 73 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I’ve decided to go trick-or-treating.
I knocked on Danhausen’s door.
“TRICK OR TREAT!”
He handed me a Snickers.
I said, “I’d rather you follow Matrix already.”
He slammed the door.
Then opened it again.
“YOU FORGOT YOUR CURSE.”
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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🦌 DAY 72: WILDLIFE ENCOUNTER 🦌
Day 2 in Colorado. Day 72 of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream.
I was warned about bears, mountain lions, and moose.
Nobody warned me about the most elusive creature of all.
The Danhausen...
Rarely spotted. Avoids human interaction. Terrified of one specific button.
Wildlife officials say there’s no known way to attract one.
I’m putting a Snickers on the porch.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
🏔️ DAY 71: ALTITUDE ADJUSTMENT 🏔️
I’ve officially made it to Colorado!
New state. New altitude. Same mission.
71 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream.
I figured moving 5,000 feet closer to the heavens might improve my chances.
Instead, I’m just out of breath AND being ignored.
I’VE REACHED NEW HEIGHTS OF DESPERATION.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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🏔️ DAY 71: ALTITUDE ADJUSTMENT 🏔️
I’ve officially made it to Colorado!
New state. New altitude. Same mission.
71 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream.
I figured moving 5,000 feet closer to the heavens might improve my chances.
Instead, I’m just out of breath AND being ignored.
I’VE REACHED NEW HEIGHTS OF DESPERATION.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
📦 DAY 70: MOVING DAY 📦
I’m officially moving across the country today.
70 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, and STILL NOTHING.
I’ve got boxes to load, miles to drive, and an entirely new life waiting for me.
But apparently, I’m also transporting a 70-day obsession across state lines.
The moving company asked if it was fragile.
I said, “Only my sanity.”
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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📦 DAY 70: MOVING DAY 📦
I’m officially moving across the country today.
70 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, and STILL NOTHING.
I’ve got boxes to load, miles to drive, and an entirely new life waiting for me.
But apparently, I’m also transporting a 70-day obsession across state lines.
The moving company asked if it was fragile.
I said, “Only my sanity.”
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
🌙 DAY 69: OPERATION NIGHTHAUSEN 🌙
It’s 1:20 AM.
After 68 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I’ve developed a theory.
Danhausen is nocturnal.
Maybe I’ve been posting during his bedtime this entire time.
So here I am, sacrificing sleep to test my hypothesis.
If this doesn’t work, tomorrow I’m leaving a Snickers outside under a full moon.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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🌙 DAY 69: OPERATION NIGHTHAUSEN 🌙
It’s 1:20 AM.
After 68 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I’ve developed a theory.
Danhausen is nocturnal.
Maybe I’ve been posting during his bedtime this entire time.
So here I am, sacrificing sleep to test my hypothesis.
If this doesn’t work, tomorrow I’m leaving a Snickers outside under a full moon.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
🍫 DAY 68: YOU’RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY 🍫
So @DanhausenAD gets a @SNICKERS commercial, but still hasn’t followed @MatrixOvershock?!
Maybe he’s just hungry.
I ate a Snickers to see if it would help.
Nothing.
Ate another.
Still nothing.
68 days, 12 candy bars, and one concerning conversation with my doctor later…
I’ve realized something.
DANHAUSEN ISN’T HUNGRY. HE’S JUST VERY EVIL.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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🍫 DAY 68: YOU’RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY 🍫
So @DanhausenAD gets a @SNICKERS commercial, but still hasn’t followed @MatrixOvershock?!
Maybe he’s just hungry.
I ate a Snickers to see if it would help.
Nothing.
Ate another.
Still nothing.
68 days, 12 candy bars, and one concerning conversation with my doctor later…
I’ve realized something.
DANHAUSEN ISN’T HUNGRY. HE’S JUST VERY EVIL.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
👻 DAY 67: THE HAUNTED HOUSE 👻
I visited a haunted house today.
The ghosts screamed.
The walls bled.
A demon crawled across the ceiling.
Didn’t flinch once.
Then a mysterious voice whispered…
“@DanhausenAD still hasn’t followed @MatrixOvershock.”
I dropped to my knees.
The demon asked, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM?!”
The ghost replied, “He’s been doing this for 67 days.”
THE HAUNTED HOUSE GAVE ME A REFUND AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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👻 DAY 67: THE HAUNTED HOUSE 👻
I visited a haunted house today.
The ghosts screamed.
The walls bled.
A demon crawled across the ceiling.
Didn’t flinch once.
Then a mysterious voice whispered…
“@DanhausenAD still hasn’t followed @MatrixOvershock.”
I dropped to my knees.
The demon asked, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM?!”
The ghost replied, “He’s been doing this for 67 days.”
THE HAUNTED HOUSE GAVE ME A REFUND AND ASKED ME TO LEAVE.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
👹 DAY 66: THE RANSOM NOTE 👹
A mysterious letter arrived today.
“WE HAVE YOUR SANITY.”
To get it back, I must STOP asking @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream.
I replied:
“Keep it. I’ve made it 66 days without it.”
They sent another letter.
“PLEASE. WE DON’T WANT IT EITHER.”
MY SANITY HAS NOW BEEN RETURNED WITH A ONE-STAR REVIEW.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
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👹 DAY 66: THE RANSOM NOTE 👹
A mysterious letter arrived today.
“WE HAVE YOUR SANITY.”
To get it back, I must STOP asking @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream.
I replied:
“Keep it. I’ve made it 66 days without it.”
They sent another letter.
“PLEASE. WE DON’T WANT IT EITHER.”
MY SANITY HAS NOW BEEN RETURNED WITH A ONE-STAR REVIEW.
DANHAUSEN, FOLLOW MATRIX! 👹
🧠 DAY 65: PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION 🧠
After 65 days of asking @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or cameo on his stream, I finally saw a therapist.
Therapist: “And how does Danhausen make you feel?”
Me: “Ignored.”
Therapist: “Have you considered letting go?”
Me: “Have you considered following Matrix?”
Therapist: “That’s not how therapy works.”
Me: “So that’s a no?”
My therapist has now requested a therapist. 👹
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🧠 DAY 65: PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION 🧠
After 65 days of asking @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or cameo on his stream, I finally saw a therapist.
Therapist: “And how does Danhausen make you feel?”
Me: “Ignored.”
Therapist: “Have you considered letting go?”
Me: “Have you considered following Matrix?”
Therapist: “That’s not how therapy works.”
Me: “So that’s a no?”
My therapist has now requested a therapist. 👹
🎮 DAY 64: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🎮
After 64 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I’ve unlocked a secret achievement:
🏆 TOUCH GRASS (IMPOSSIBLE)
Objective: Convince one very evil man to click one button.
Progress: 0%
Difficulty: Nightmare
I contacted the developers about a possible bug.
THEY SAID DANHAUSEN ISN’T EVEN A PLAYABLE CHARACTER.
Apparently I’ve been fighting an NPC for 64 days. 👹
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🎮 DAY 64: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🎮
After 64 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I’ve unlocked a secret achievement:
🏆 TOUCH GRASS (IMPOSSIBLE)
Objective: Convince one very evil man to click one button.
Progress: 0%
Difficulty: Nightmare
I contacted the developers about a possible bug.
THEY SAID DANHAUSEN ISN’T EVEN A PLAYABLE CHARACTER.
Apparently I’ve been fighting an NPC for 64 days. 👹
👹 DAY 63: THE GENIE 👹
After 63 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I finally found a magic lamp.
A genie appeared.
“YOU HAVE THREE WISHES.”
Me: “I wish Danhausen would follow Matrix.”
Genie: “I cannot force someone to fall in love.”
Me: “I SAID FOLLOW, NOT FALL IN LOVE.”
Genie: “Oh. My apologies. Wish granted.”
I checked Twitter.
THE GENIE FOLLOWED MATRIX.
Apparently even magical beings struggle with basic instructions.
I have two wishes left and a growing trust issue. 👹
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👹 DAY 63: THE GENIE 👹
After 63 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, I finally found a magic lamp.
A genie appeared.
“YOU HAVE THREE WISHES.”
Me: “I wish Danhausen would follow Matrix.”
Genie: “I cannot force someone to fall in love.”
Me: “I SAID FOLLOW, NOT FALL IN LOVE.”
Genie: “Oh. My apologies. Wish granted.”
I checked Twitter.
THE GENIE FOLLOWED MATRIX.
Apparently even magical beings struggle with basic instructions.
I have two wishes left and a growing trust issue. 👹
👹 DAY 62: THE EXORCISM 👹
After 62 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, my friends staged an intervention.
They brought in a priest.
He splashed holy water on my phone.
My phone started smoking.
The priest screamed, “WHAT DEMON POSSESSES THIS MAN?!”
I showed him Danhausen’s profile.
He stared at it for a moment.
Then quietly packed his things.
“That’s not a demon. That’s middle management in Hell. You’re on your own.”
Anyway, see you tomorrow. 👹
I just received a secret gift from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you! throne.com/matrixovershock #Wishlist #Throne
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👹 DAY 62: THE EXORCISM 👹
After 62 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or appear on his stream, my friends staged an intervention.
They brought in a priest.
He splashed holy water on my phone.
My phone started smoking.
The priest screamed, “WHAT DEMON POSSESSES THIS MAN?!”
I showed him Danhausen’s profile.
He stared at it for a moment.
Then quietly packed his things.
“That’s not a demon. That’s middle management in Hell. You’re on your own.”
Anyway, see you tomorrow. 👹
🚨 DAY 61: WE HAVE A SITUATION 🚨
After 61 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or cameo on his stream, I’ve finally reached my breaking point.
I have taken my own sanity hostage.
The demands are simple:
One follow OR one stream appearance.
Negotiators have been called.
Unfortunately, the negotiator is also me.
After six hours of intense discussions, I’ve agreed to release myself…
BUT ONLY IF I PROMISE TO KEEP TWEETING.
Danhausen, even I can’t negotiate with this idiot. 👹
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🚨 DAY 61: WE HAVE A SITUATION 🚨
After 61 days of trying to get @DanhausenAD to follow @MatrixOvershock or cameo on his stream, I’ve finally reached my breaking point.
I have taken my own sanity hostage.
The demands are simple:
One follow OR one stream appearance.
Negotiators have been called.
Unfortunately, the negotiator is also me.
After six hours of intense discussions, I’ve agreed to release myself…
BUT ONLY IF I PROMISE TO KEEP TWEETING.
Danhausen, even I can’t negotiate with this idiot. 👹
🚨 DAY 60: THE 60-DAY FREE TRIAL HAS EXPIRED 🚨
Dear @DanhausenAD,
Your complimentary 60-day trial of ignoring @MatrixOvershock has officially ended.
Unfortunately, you did not cancel before the renewal date.
Your subscription has automatically upgraded to DANHAUSEN PREMIUM™.
Your new benefits include:
• Daily reminders to follow Matrix
• Unlimited opportunities to cameo on his stream
• Absolutely no customer support
• No option to unsubscribe
Your next billing cycle begins tomorrow.
Payment accepted in follows or stream appearances only.
Thank you for choosing a service you never signed up for. 👹