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Joined March 2009
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The daughters from ROSEANNE
These two actresses are the same age.
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There is no way Comment Cop is DeOrio.
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Matt Pitt retweeted
Adam Sandler is back in his happy place. Happy Gilmore 2 arrives July 25.
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Got a copyright strike from @trueAPmedia for reacting to his video yesterday. For someone who claims to know the law and claims to be educating others you sure don’t know shit. Thanks for the strike you fucking dork.
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I like Trap Lore Ross, but you can't go into a monologue about how you feel bad for the teenage drill rappers who keep killing each other while wearing glasses like this. I thought for a sec they were Minecraft glasses lol.
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There's so many country singers right now pawing at their guitars trying to figure out what rhymes with Gulf of America so they can be the first to get their own song out.
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Matt Pitt retweeted
Why Everyone HATES JustARobot 02/10/25 @Just_A_Robots
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What are you guys talking about? He's always been nuts lol. Go back to 2008, you'll see all kinds of stories about Kanye saying crazy shit.
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Good Time (🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟) is the type of movie that makes you forget everything going on in your life at the moment. It’s the type of movie that you wouldn’t dare interrupt to reach for your phone. It’s the type of movie that forces your Apple Watch to notify you that your heart rate is absurdly high for seemingly no reason. It’s the type of movie that you need to take a walk around the block once the end credits roll. And it’s ultimately the type of movie that injects 100 minutes of sheer bat-out-of-hell adrenaline through your veins. You guys know one of my core beliefs when it comes to Cinema: the simpler the story, the better. Good Time is a very simple story that takes place over the course of essentially two days. Two brothers rob a bank, one brother gets caught, and the other brother tries to break the incarcerated brother out of custody. This film stops for no one. From the moment the brothers make their way to the bank & the heist goes down, to the moment this film ends, this entire film’s intensity is always at a 10. It’s hard to find thrillers as unpredictable as this, but man, nothing about Good Time is foreseeable. Every turn comes out of nowhere. This is the best performance of Robert Pattinson’s career. And that’s saying something because Pattinson’s been in a number of quality films & has given us a number of quality performances. But out of everything Pattinson’s ever given us, this performance stands alone. I honestly think this performance from Pattinson is as good as any performance from any actor under the age of 40 in Hollywood right now. This just feels so real- Pattinson’s desperation feels so visceral. I don’t know how he got himself to this level emotionally, but it’s stunning to witness. This is the film that converted me into a Robert Pattinson apologist. This is also the best film directed by the Safdie Brothers. This is a better film, top to bottom, than Uncut Gems, which I also love. Unlike Uncut Gems, there are no moments of reprieve in this film. It’s go-go-go literally the entire way through & every moment matters. It blows my mind the Safdies were able to direct this at such a young age. I don’t know how many more films Josh & Benny plan on directing together, but whether separate or apart, I’ll always listen to what these two have to say creatively. They’ve earned my loyalty. This film is a triple shot of espresso.
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I feel like Pearl has grifted so much that she doesn't even know who she's grifting for anymore lol
Men that go to church aren’t dumber because they believe in God. They’re dumber because it generally shows they can be manipulated by their wives Churches are owned by women
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The ten jews in Iraq when Ethan Klein put out his Hasan video
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This is what I picture every time I'm talking to @shockmouths on Now Recording
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These two are still going btw
Two guys have been arguing in my replies in the destiny tweet for the past 3 days. They won't stop
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That time Bill Maher mocked pro wrestling, but Rowdy Roddy Piper wasn't having any of it. The last line is brutal 💀😭
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For every one rapper that comes on this channel and drops bars, there's like a hundred of these fuckers who are straight dogshit.
Fuck the music her emotes hard aslll😭
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This is the first time me hearing Covid referred to as "Kung Flu" and I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it five years ago.
Y''all called COVID "Kung Flu" years ago. So it's fair to call this outbreak "Freedom Flu".
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