Q. Draw McGraw

I thought I was WRONG once, but it turns out I was mistaken. – at Abilene, TX

Take the L Dan “You got about 5 seconds to get your hatin’-ass up outta here” - a PSA from Texas voters

TEXAS FIGHT!

Hook Em. That’s how we do when it’s 23-3.

Fernando Tatis, Jr is hitting tanks off Astros pitching tonight

The Jacksonville Jaguars for the No. 1 seed in the AFC in 2026. They’ll have a Top 5 defense to go with a Top 5 offense. Travis Hunter 1,200+ receiving yards incoming

Is Turkey (or Türkiye) gonna kick our butts in two weeks?? USA soccer looked dominant but are we getting a little too over our skis on this team?

Wembanyama is HIM!! Cash those Spurs Western Conference futures of ya got em

Wembanyama 30/20 game incoming for Game 4

How stupid is it that UCLA baseball is playing a classic Big 10 rivalry at Rutgers this weekend? A. Very stupid B. Completely idiotic C. Dumb af

Late-regular-season NBA games might not be sexy with tanking teams but CASHING TICKETS is very sexy. I placed 3 single wagers (never do parlays) on UGLY NBA dogs last night: Mavericks +10.5 at Blazers Wizards +13.5 at Warriors Nets +18.5 at Lakers Go see the CASHIER!!

The food at Sharon’s BBQ in Abilene is for the ultra-rich. I’m priced out of their chopped brisket sandwich combo. I don’t have the wealth to eat Sharon’s BBQ but I won’t miss it. Sharon’s charges $20 for a brisket sandwich, fries and a drink. Their brisket must be made of gold

The Campbell Fighting Camels as a small home underdog to William & Mary is one of the plays for today. Campbell Fighting Camels +1.5 LETS EAT!!

Very odd and non-analytical to not attempt a 2-point conversion there.

He ain’t no Tom Brady. He sucks

Here, take this packet you read it, it says, “Mangetout”