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Matt Sumf

@MattSumf

Former cocaine addict , 3 DWI convictions, Baccarat player

 Raleigh, NC
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Joined August 2024
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Lyft driver thinks he’s gonna get a cancellation fee out of me, I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees
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Chipotle bathroom at 3:30 on a Saturday is crazy work
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When will strippers start putting tap to pay terminals in their breasts
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Who’s gonna tell her that’s not Roy Cooper
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How it feels to be on the 7th slide of your girlfriends halloween post
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youtube.com/@mattsumf?si=MVm… all I have to promote
Matt Sumf

Matt Sumf

3 time DWI holder, trying to explain things from my point of view, Mildly Offensive, New videos on Wednesdays

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Nice tits grandma
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Trespassed from #WallaceWade
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Final
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T-minus 3 days until Halloween and gay son takes an early lead
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Women have gotten a lot crazier and also a lot hotter in the last 10 years so I went ahead and updated the hot crazy matrix to fit 2026 standards youtu.be/hCByWCxt92U?is=GYmc…
Hot Crazy Matrix 2026

Hot Crazy Matrix 2026

Remember the Hot Crazy Matrix? Well alot has changed in the last 10...

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