Matt

Right, SSRI the 7 year journey. A 🧵 DISCLAIMER: not a mental health tweet. DISCLAIMER: not out for sympathy. This is as good few people ask. And appears many of us have dabbled. So, now I'm comfy, house is empty, let's timeline honestly how we wound up here.... – at Blyton, England

If I give up the truck, and take allowance I'd be putting 120-150k miles on a car every 3 year using one vehicle for work and home. Horrendous idea right? facebook.com/share/1Kz3paFpX… – at Blyton, England

Attacked, attacked I feel. – at Blyton, England

Whetherby services is hell. Costa mince pie was nice. It's home time. DMax allegedly ready Monday. Ovlov done 1200mi in last 8days. Matthew tired. That's the tweet. – at Kirk Deighton, England

Reyt, where's that "social commentator" lettuce who were moaning about 5yr old 5-0 cars being in copart?

So after some bashing from @FlashheartV2 who's reckoned for ages that I undereat, I finally got ChatGPT to check my food/waking hours intakes. Appears being "physically active" for around 300-340 hours a month needs more than 1200-1600kcal a day that I've been running on Ooops. – at Gainsborough, England

8days since I fished this off the drive and 6days use - shoved it into action. 1003.9 miles since that first fill. 43mpg mixed use. Which considering the thermost is running it 15°-20° too cold, is alright. – at Morton, England

Today I fitted 15mm push fit pipework in a portacabin shitter. Cold feed. I cost £19 of bits. But it took 4-5hr with travel. @MotoNutJob what do water wankers charge for this? About £800 a couple of grams and a go on someone's wife? – at Blyton, England

Chuck in a divorce. Couple of heartbreak. 50 vehicles in a decade. Half a million miles. Some cigarettes. A lot of coffee Couple of beers. 2 redundancy, if not 3 3 restructures 12 corporate bankruptcy And we're getting close – at Blyton, England

5days use for it. Been busy...

I'm now the lightest I've been since I was 23. And I've shed 2+ stone sincein 15months. Is it now mandatory to post a bikini selfie?

10th June 20217 was when it happened for me. 2days after my 30th. Sat in central park Scunthorpe. Lit up my first cigarette in 2-3 years. Realised my marriage was dead. Jnr was 2week old. – at Blyton, England

I didn't open this app expecting to be mutilated, but here we are....

Evicted into the rain to smoke

When scale crawlers, RC lorry and stuff come out. There's no such thing as a quick half hour – at Blyton, England

Right. 2.5hr run. Let's Beyonce – at Wymington, England

When "I'm hungry" costs you £17.50 but it's warm stood next to the layby van

A story in two parts @JakeA113S Flame & Thunder for the boy with his mates. I fucking hate Santa Pod. – at Souldrop, England

Fucking good job I'm not allergic to cats. Oh, wait – at Blyton, England

And people wonder why she's saved in my phone as: "Dick-Master Debs™" – at Blyton, England

Because 25yr ago we were told college was the answer. 20yr ago uni. 15-18yr ago postgraduate study. Then WBT. We did it all. And now, still selling our souls just to exist earning less than boomers who left school with half a GCSE in woodwork. – at Blyton, England