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Music 🎶 Theatre 🎭 Travel 🌍 Food 🍕Probably taller than you.

Somerset, UK
Joined May 2010
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See you 23rd June Worthy Farm 👌🏻
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Ok but where was this social media ban in 2009 when people were getting anonymously torn to shreds on AskFm? Gen Z could never
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Lovely day for a wedding yesterday wasn’t it? ☀️ Lost my sunglasses but gained an incredible wife so it could be far worse.
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Spent my GCSE ICT lessons trying to get tickets for the tour after this album was released. Failed ICT and had to resit but got the tickets… 17 years on, zero regrets 🤘
17 years ago today, 21st Century Breakdown was unleashed on the world. The Static Age lives on ⚡️
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There are many downsides to being an adult but one of them absolutely is not being able to go and buy an Easter egg and eat it ‘just because’. Why does chocolate taste so much better in egg form?
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Anyone had any experience getting several silver fillings replaced with white ones? I’ve got a lot from childhood sugar abuse that my new dentist is suggesting we change, but I don’t have any issues with them. Obviously they’ll look better but wondered if anyone else had similar?
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What an absolute masterclass in how to, single handedly, keep 1000 people literally hanging off your every word for nearly two hours. Without a doubt one of the best actresses of our generation, so glad I got to see this today.
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I’m in the States currently and every time I’m here it’s so clear how much better the customer service is here in the UK. Yes I know hospitality workers are aiming for tips because the wage is so low, but they do go above and beyond in comparison and it’s truly lovely to see.
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Spotted in @Morrisons today… Quick get your Easter egg before it’s too late!
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Merry ‘judging everyone’s Christmas Dinner on social media and thanking baby Jesus you weren’t born into that family’ day to everyone who celebrates with me
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The 7am Tesco carnage today was no joke
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This one has hit unexpectedly hard. Just three days older than me and I grew up watching him on Waterloo Road every week. At Christmas too, life is scarily short.
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Another year and I’m still baffled why the eclairs remain in a tub of Cadbury’s Heroes? Like, I much prefer my fillings in my teeth thanks.
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My 26 to 30 railcard expiring tomorrow for the last time has made me feel unexpectedly ancient. I mean, the fact that I’ve been renewing this thing for 15 years - 31 feels a lifetime away when you’re 16!
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A whole year since the most incredible (and most nerve wracking) moment of my life, proposing - as Buddy - at the curtain call of Elf in front of a sold out audience! Still blessed everyday that she said yes and I get to call this amazing human my wife next year 💍
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Halloween beige buffet and horror films, 2k25 edition, did not disappoint 🍕🎃🎬
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Replying to @MatthewCBurton
@MatthewCBurton All caught up after last night’s final ep, thanks for allowing us all a window into your world and the brilliant work you all do - truly commendable and inspiring. Glad the marathon went well, keep breaking down boundaries and smashing it 👊
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Happy, desperately wishing you are at @WWWYFest, time of year to all those who celebrate with me 🤘
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20+ years later and I’m still not over my childhood obsession with @Busted and definitions still know every word. An incredible night at the O2 🎸
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